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I once kicked myself in the groin (long story)

Does that count??

it counts big time, and you gotta tell us how you managed to kick yourself there,

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I once kicked myself in the groin (long story)

Does that count??

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....I'm impressed! Tell, tell!

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ever heard of padded nunchuku? lol. at least till you get better with them.and yes i've had a few bruises too lol

what doesn't kill you, still hurts like hell.

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Well, it sounds a little worse than it actually was, it was only partly my fault.

I was in a competition, doing Kumite. The guy I was sparring started to blitz towards me. I started stepping back at a rather rapid pace. As I did this, he swept my front leg.

With the momentum of my already moving leg and the redirection from the sweep, my heel came hurtling at a rapid pace towards my Jatz Crackers..... and connected.

Needless to say, I dropped to the deck like a sack of spuds, as did the people around me.... laughing.

The mind is like a parachute, it only works when it's open.

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heh, that's impressive.

"Gently return to the simple physical sensation of the breath. Then do it again, and again, and again. Somewhere in this process, you will come face-to-face with the sudden and shocking realization that you are completely crazy. Your mind is a shrieking, gibbering madhouse on wheels." - ven. henepola gunaratana
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When I first started studying Iaido and I was using a bokken I regularly whacked myself in the back or side of the head when doing ochiburi (shaking the blood off the blade).

Once I started using a sword I did poke myself a couple of times when doing noto (putting the blade back into the saya/sheath)

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I once kicked myself in the groin (long story)

Does that count??

:brow: I'd say so

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The best victory is when the opponent surrenders

of its own accord before there are any actual

hostilities...It is best to win without fighting.

- Sun-tzu

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Once I started using a sword I did poke myself a couple of times when doing noto (putting the blade back into the saya/sheath)

i've done that a few times, in that bit of skin between the thumb and finger.

"Gently return to the simple physical sensation of the breath. Then do it again, and again, and again. Somewhere in this process, you will come face-to-face with the sudden and shocking realization that you are completely crazy. Your mind is a shrieking, gibbering madhouse on wheels." - ven. henepola gunaratana

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