Ti-Kwon-Leap Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 TOP TEN REASONS FOR BREAKING BOARDS: 10. It impresses the hell out of folks. 9. It gives a student the chance to strike his seniors in the fingers and then watch as they try to pretend it didn’t hurt. 8. It reduces clutter on a planet that clearly has too many trees. 7. It punishes jerks who think they can break boards without proper training. 6. It gives people the ongoing opportunity to use the “Boards don’t hit back” slogan. 5. It demonstrates that we are higher on the food chain than trees. 4. It gives the ever humble martial artist the confidence and knowledge that they could snap the average person’s neck like a twig. 3. It supplies motivation, lest you didn’t feel like jumping over five or so hunched over people. 2. Did I mention it impresses people? 1. The smaller chunks fit so much more easily into the newer woodstoves. [ This Message was edited by: Patrick on 2002-05-03 09:22 ] Ti-Kwon-Leap"Annoying the ignorant since 1961" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTpizzaboy Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 :lol: Who needs trees anyway? They just block our streets and wreck our cars and litter the ground when they decide to shed. And who said they can reproduce and pollenate. Damn seeds make my eyes watery and nose itchy and arse all sweaty. I say we cut them down and use them for board breaking benefits for the guy down the street who lost his dog. The poor guy's been crying for the past week. Keep that in mine the next time you break a board. Do it for Timmy. Canh T.I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KickChick Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 Oh man [CT]pizzaboy you are a riot!! You can be our comic relief here! to board breaking ... great post Ti-Kwon-Leap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tessone Posted April 30, 2002 Share Posted April 30, 2002 I'll keep that in mind at my belt test. "This one's for TIMMY!!! Hi-yah!" Chris TessoneBrown Belt, Kuk Sool Won Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kicker Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 when you do your best it`s going to show. "If you watch the pros, You will learn something new" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikudo-ka Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 "6. It gives people the ongoing opportunity to use the “Boards don’t hit back” slogan" Yes, but always remember, neither do wooden dummies... KarateForums.com - Sempai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeRo Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karatekid1975 Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 Neither does B.O.B, but I Kick the s**t outta him Laurie F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikudo-ka Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 Actually what I think we need are those big wooden medieval training devices that DO fight back. You know, those whirly things you see in movies where if you hit one thing, another thing will swing around and belt you in the head... that sort of thing! That would be some hard training! KarateForums.com - Sempai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karatekid1975 Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 That would be cool, and funny to watch Laurie F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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