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Go to any local bar and talk to JACK DANIELS and his WISE BUD. They will introduce you to the MILLER who runs a DRAFT. Once you have been drafted you will have to take SHOTS to kill any infection. After you shots watch out for the SHOOTERS because they may ask you for SEX ON THE BEACH. Finally after everything is done you will mean a guy named JIM BEAN who will teach you the art of WILD TURKEY. Since you are in Misouri you may be sent home to the SOUTHREN CONFORT dojo.

 

As you can tell I really don't know but I though this may get a LOL..... Sorry Patrick....

(General George S. Patton Jr.) "It's the unconquerable soul of man, and not the nature of the weapon he uses, that ensures victory."

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Heh, Im in the same boat Platinum. The closest thing Ive got to learning it is to download clips of forms and copy what they do. lol Even though its not actually learning, Id recommend it cuz its just fun. I live in south Georgia though. There are no chinese martial arts at all within 90 miles of me.

 

 

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