KarateK Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack."Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"(you're gonna love this) (its a real treat)(a masterpiece)(wait for it)The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........) Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!! Karate Ni Sentinashi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patusai Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiboxer Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Yaeh! I did smile. Gravity is the root of lightness; stillness is the ruler of movement. Lao Tzu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shui Tora Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 To know the road ahead; ask those coming back... ~ Chinese Proverb" The ultimate aim of Karate lies not in victory or defeat, but in the perfection of the character of its participants. " ~ Master Funakoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoMstrSgt Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 I should have seen it coming, it was pretty funny anyhow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koko1969 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Clean and cute... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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