RichardHangHong Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 Q. Why should traffic wardens be buried to a depth of 50ft?A. Because deep down they are very nice people Richard Hang HongChief InstructorSeitou Ryu KarateFind me on Facebook!Seitou Ryu Karate
RichardHangHong Posted June 21, 2006 Author Posted June 21, 2006 A man is just coming out of anaesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife is sitting at his bedside.His eyes flutter open, and he murmurs, "You're so beautiful."Flattered, the wife continues her vigil while he drifts back to sleep.Later, her husband wakes up and says, "You're so cute."Startled, she asks him, "What happened to beautiful?""The drugs are wearing off," he replies. Richard Hang HongChief InstructorSeitou Ryu KarateFind me on Facebook!Seitou Ryu Karate
RichardHangHong Posted June 21, 2006 Author Posted June 21, 2006 Two fish are in a tank.One says to the other, "I'll man the guns, you drive." Richard Hang HongChief InstructorSeitou Ryu KarateFind me on Facebook!Seitou Ryu Karate
RichardHangHong Posted June 21, 2006 Author Posted June 21, 2006 Q. What do John Prescott and flat-pack furniture have in common?A. A few screws in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart Richard Hang HongChief InstructorSeitou Ryu KarateFind me on Facebook!Seitou Ryu Karate
Shui Tora Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 Deputy Prime-minister to Tony Blair... To know the road ahead; ask those coming back... ~ Chinese Proverb" The ultimate aim of Karate lies not in victory or defeat, but in the perfection of the character of its participants. " ~ Master Funakoshi
RichardHangHong Posted June 22, 2006 Author Posted June 22, 2006 I'll put some more up later when I get the chance. Richard Hang HongChief InstructorSeitou Ryu KarateFind me on Facebook!Seitou Ryu Karate
RichardHangHong Posted June 22, 2006 Author Posted June 22, 2006 The joys of FHM, Zoo and Nuts! Great for jokes amongst other things... Richard Hang HongChief InstructorSeitou Ryu KarateFind me on Facebook!Seitou Ryu Karate
RichardHangHong Posted June 23, 2006 Author Posted June 23, 2006 Have you heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?He used to stay awake all night wondering if their really was a dog! Richard Hang HongChief InstructorSeitou Ryu KarateFind me on Facebook!Seitou Ryu Karate
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