KarateK Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 As a 100 year old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I-280. Please be careful!" "Heck," said Herman, "it's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!" Karate Ni Sentinashi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patusai Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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