Why smoking is bad for you...

[RichardHangHong]

Taken from the Darwin Awards

There's always someone who thinks that good advice doesn't apply to them. For example, if advised by a doctor that you are to be covered wtih a flammable material, and the one thing you must not do is go near a naked flame, most people would be able to take this advice onboard, and not strike a match until the flammable material smeared on your body had been taken off.

However, Phillip, 60, decided he knew better. He was in hospital for the treatment of a skin disease, which consisted of being covered with a paraffin-based cream. He was warned that the cream was flammable and that he definitely shouldn't smoke. But Phillip couldn't live without his cigarettes.

Smoking was not permitted in the ward, but Phillip took this setback in stride, and sneaked out onto a fire escape. Once he was in his little hiding place, he lit up... ahh. Everything went well as he got his nicotine fix; things went downhill only after he finished his cigarette, and ground out the butt with his heel.

Unfortunately, the paraffin skin cream had been absorbed by his clothing. As he stamped out the butt, it lit the fumes coming off his pyjamas. The resulting inferno treated his skin ailment, and left him with first-degree burns over 70% of his body. Despite excellent emergency treatment, he died in the intensive care unit.

Using the Darwin Award checklist:

1.Reproduction -- if he has children, he's not having any more.

2.Excellence -- this is one that I'll remember.

3.Self-Selection -- he was warned that paraffin and flames don't mix.

4.Maturity -- At 60 I'd guess he was old enough to make his own decisions.

5.Veracity -- All the major news carriers in the UK had the story.

This ticks all the boxes, and though I feel sorry for the family, I think that it acts as a warning that if a doctor tells you not to smoke, there's probably a very good reason.

[lordtariel]

[patusai]

[KarateK]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear

[RichardHangHong]

I'm glad I don't smoke!