Requiremnts for a GrandMaster

[Taokara]

Hey all , do you guys have any idea what the requirements for a Grand Master is?

[Jack]

Of course, the Grandmaster syllabus is as follows...

 

1) The exasperated sigh of tired wisdom for when a student performs a move incorrectly.

 

2) The mysterious smile

 

3) Assorted skills at making metaphorical links between anything and mountains.

 

4) The hand-behind-back stance.

 

5) Beating several 300lb Samoan Wrestlers at once, with two moves.

 

6) Green Ki Balls - Dragonball Z style.

 

7) The ability on telling students to scrub the dojo floor after a lesson.

 

The deadly 'One-finger-touch death grip'

 

9) Being 'absolutely sweet'

 

 

Nah seriously, I believe one is only Grandmaster if they form the art itself.

[Taokara]

LMAO ok

 

 

[ZeRo]

hahaha you forgot being able to disarm an armed oponent with a Klenex tissue. always a good thing to know!

[SaiFightsMS]

Seems like I just saw this

 

http://www.karateforums.com/forums/viewtopic.php?topic=2605&forum=2&start=15&15

 

 

[Jack]

Same here. I'll close this thread, since it is more suited for General Discussions.

 

Taokara please note we do not appreciate posting of the same message in two or more sections of the boards at the same time.

 

Thanks!