The Unsolved Mystery of the Pony Smilie

[Sohan]

KarateK and I have recently uncovered a mystery that is of Da Vinci Code magnitude here at KF that may rock the socks of many of those who are longterm members. It regards a certain member of our emoticon cast that has been available for all to view, yet carries itself behind a shroud of profound secrecy. It is the strange case of the Pony Smilie. :pony:

What makes it a pony, and why is it smiling? :pony: Was there something humorous that occurred when it was designed to make it smile in such an ambiguous fashion, or could it be something more sinister? And what is that odd-shaped potato-like apparition behind it? Is there some spiritual meaning that we aren't ready to fully comprehend?

Occasional sightings of the Pony Smilie have leading experts here at KF pondering it's purpose and greater meaning, trying to uncipher the deep riddles it surely possesses. It has been written by many famous sources that the Pony Smilie was alleged to once having been a member of the famous Opus Dei cult that continues to this day to deny its very existence as a chosen smiley---but we have evidence that it does indeed exist, though it is rarely seen, on this very website.

If you can be of any help in unraveling the mysterious existence at KF of the Pony Smilie, please contribute here. Together we can solve this puzzle and once and for all find it's true meaning, and help the Pony Smilie to find its rightful purpose here at the KarateForums website.

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We sincerely thank you for your help.

With respect,

Sohan

Edited May 19, 2006 by Sohan

[KarateK]

My post would have read - whats with the pony smilie???

And why does it look scarily a little like me? Perhaps, like in the Da Vinci Code - I have pony blood in me? Maybe I am one of the line of descendants of the original pony girl???

[Whitefeather]

I am part of the secret society, Iuguolo Malum Facies (IMF), a society devoted to the protection and preservation of our great ship, the earth. Since the dawn of time, this society has directly squared off with yet another even more secretive society, Malum Facies (MF). This incredibly mystical society is believed to be protecting the secret of the existance of the elusive "pony smilie." The founding fathers of IMF made the discovery that the secret gaurded ever so closely and sacredly by MF is one that could destroy the universe as we know it, replacing it with one consisting of nearly inanimate objects resembling broken alarm clocks. The burden of destroying this grave threat lies on the Special Earth-Ship Protection Team Of IMF (SESPTOIMF--pronounced with a stout Irish accent). The truely serious threat is what I am about to divulge to you, and this will be the first time ever any non-IMF-fellowshipers have ever heard this truth, so prepare your minds for a numbing and painful truth. The forefathers of IMF made the discovery that the only reason MF had not used its secret to destroy our universe was that they needed the sacrificial ASCII code of five thousand "pony smilies" to make the great power of their secret active. Thus, IMF is the sole protector of our universe as we know it, processing "pony smilies" so as to avoid the seemingly imminent destruction of our universe.

Agnesil Dieyt To All,

David

PS

Sohan and KarateK, I hope this answers some of your questions. Naturally, I cannot divulge on several topics, such as the strange potato like object, but hopefully the information I provided will still be of asistance.

[Sohan]

I am part of the secret society, Iuguolo Malum Facies (IMF), a society devoted to the protection and preservation of our great ship, the earth. Since the dawn of time, this society has directly squared off with yet another even more secretive society, Malum Facies (MF). This incredibly mystical society is believed to be protecting the secret of the existance of the elusive "pony smilie." The founding fathers of IMF made the discovery that the secret gaurded ever so closely and sacredly by MF is one that could destroy the universe as we know it, replacing it with one consisting of nearly inanimate objects resembling broken alarm clocks. The burden of destroying this grave threat lies on the Special Earth-Ship Protection Team Of IMF (SESPTOIMF--pronounced with a stout Irish accent). The truely serious threat is what I am about to divulge to you, and this will be the first time ever any non-IMF-fellowshipers have ever heard this truth, so prepare your minds for a numbing and painful truth. The forefathers of IMF made the discovery that the only reason MF had not used its secret to destroy our universe was that they needed the sacrificial ASCII code of five thousand "pony smilies" to make the great power of their secret active. Thus, IMF is the sole protector of our universe as we know it, processing "pony smilies" so as to avoid the seemingly imminent destruction of our universe.

Agnesil Dieyt To All,

David

PS

Sohan and KarateK, I hope this answers some of your questions. Naturally, I cannot divulge on several topics, such as the strange potato like object, but hopefully the information I provided will still be of asistance.

Man, and I thought MY post was wacky. :)

With respect,

Sohan

[KarateK]

Hmm - see Sohan I told you it was cult related.

Am still concerned over why it looks like me?