Chuck Norris vs the universe?

[TheNorthfear]

Chuck Norris early round ko.

[parkerlineage]

No question.

[P.A.L]

once someone hypnotised a group of people and told them that they been hit by Chuck's round house kick, they all woke up with broken neck.

[scottnshelly]

Moved to Humor/Jokes.

[patusai]

I'm gonna say universe. It's a big place. I am sure that on some other far away planet there is perhaps one...just one person that can do it

[Red J]

Even Chuck Norris at age five could whip the universe.

Don't you know his tears cure cancer...but he has never cried.

[Smitty]

You know there really are aliens? They just know better then to be caught on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

[patusai]

You know there really are aliens? They just know better then to be caught on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

Maybe Chuck Norris IS an alien and that's why he is as good as he is?

[lordtariel]

Here's a quandry... we all know Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls... but if he roundhouse kicks everyone, where does he get the intact skulls?

[Spirit At Choice]

I'm thinking the Grand Celestial-ka could perhaps take on Norris... They do, after all, have that belly button energy blast and super-human strength.