TheNorthfear Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Chuck Norris early round ko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkerlineage Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 No question. American Kenpo Karate- First Degree Black Belt"He who hesitates, meditates in a horizontal position."Ed Parker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.A.L Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 once someone hypnotised a group of people and told them that they been hit by Chuck's round house kick, they all woke up with broken neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottnshelly Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Moved to Humor/Jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patusai Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 I'm gonna say universe. It's a big place. I am sure that on some other far away planet there is perhaps one...just one person that can do it "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red J Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Even Chuck Norris at age five could whip the universe. Don't you know his tears cure cancer...but he has never cried. I had to lose my mind to come to my senses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 You know there really are aliens? They just know better then to be caught on the same planet as Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patusai Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 You know there really are aliens? They just know better then to be caught on the same planet as Chuck Norris.Maybe Chuck Norris IS an alien and that's why he is as good as he is? "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordtariel Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Here's a quandry... we all know Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls... but if he roundhouse kicks everyone, where does he get the intact skulls? There's no place like 127.0.0.1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit At Choice Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 I'm thinking the Grand Celestial-ka could perhaps take on Norris... They do, after all, have that belly button energy blast and super-human strength. White belt mind. Black belt heart....Rejoice and be glad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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