KarateK Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 The offside rule explained for girls.You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.Both of you have forgotten your purses.It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.She prepares to throw her purse to you.If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper , 'whilst it is in flight' you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.Always remembering that until the purse had 'actually been thrown' it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper. Karate Ni Sentinashi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patusai Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
June1 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 I still don't get it. LOL. Nah, this is great. All sports should be explained in a simplified way, not necessarily always using girly shopping examples, though. Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarateK Posted May 16, 2006 Author Share Posted May 16, 2006 Lol maybe not always shopping but it worked for me!! Karate Ni Sentinashi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Class Knowing is not enough, we must apply. Willing is not enough, we must do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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