Whitefeather Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Hey everybody, post your favorite blonde jokes here.Here are mine:Q: How do you confuse a blonde?A: Purple(that one may seem a bit lame, it is better in person)Three blondes and one redhead were walking down a street. One by one, the three blondes walked into a bar. The redhead ducked.David "Between genius and insanity, there lies a fine line. I like to think of it as the tip of the diving board."-An anonymous insane genius"Fight I, not as one that beateth the air" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran-Lilith Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were going to be executed.The brunette was up first, and as the men prepared to shoot, she yelled "Hurricane!" and caused a panic. In the chaos, she escaped.The redhead was next, and as the men were ready to shoot, she yelled "Tornado!" and caused a panic. The the chaos, she escaped.The blonde watched this, and it was her turn. As the men were ready to shoot, she yelled "Fire!" and was shot. He who gains a victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himself is all powerful Lao-tsu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarateK Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Am extremely offended by this thread as a blonde....Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: For throwing out the W's. Q: What does a blonde say after she graduates from college? A: "Hi, welcome to McDonalds." Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year's hide and seek champ. Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A space invader. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone Karate Ni Sentinashi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getawaytkd Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 funny ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindsedgeblade Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Wow- it's been a while since i posted, and these may be lame jokes- but here goes:Q: How do you kill a blonde?1) Put spikes on her shoulder pads. (don't know about that one)2) Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.Q: How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours?A: See other side...LOL- and for the McDonald's joke, it also works at college.Q: What does the arts major say after she graduates?A: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order? The best a man can hope foris, over the course of his lifetime,to change for the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickchick101 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Q)What do you call a smart blonde?A) a golden retriever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordtariel Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 How do you know when a blonde has used your computer?White out all over the screen. There's no place like 127.0.0.1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeet Kune Do Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 you know, most of these I dont understand A drop of sweat spent in practice is a drop of blood saved in a battle.A person who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the man doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patusai Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 I'm still laughing about a few of these "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarateK Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 As am now a brunette - so am I!!!!!! Karate Ni Sentinashi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now