KarateK Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 The BBQ seasonAfter 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking, as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is anelement of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion.Routine...1) The woman buys the food.2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.Here comes the important part:4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.More routine....5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.Important again:7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.More routine..... The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, andsauces and brings them to the table.9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.And most important of all:10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!!!!! Karate Ni Sentinashi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patusai Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Gee, I'm surprised with all the work that men do in the BBQ process that you can fit it all in a day's work "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heather Smyth Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 WoW! That is the exact same routine at my house. Heather : You are only as good as you believe you can be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarateK Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 Now now girls we all know men work hard really - I mean they have to put the meat on the BBQ - v challenging am sure you are aware!! Karate Ni Sentinashi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sohan Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Ouch, that's reaaallly cold, KK. You forgot one more: The one where the woman dials the fire department to handle the blaze the man has set trying to light the grill...With respect,Sohan "If I cannot become one of extraordinary accomplishment, I will not walk the earth." Zen Master Nakahara Nantenbo"A man who has attained mastery of an art reveals it in his every action." Samuarai maxim"Knowing others is wisdom; knowing yourself is Enlightenment." Lao-Tzu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patusai Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Whose job is it to get the BBQer the beer? "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarateK Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 3 guesses Patusai Karate Ni Sentinashi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patusai Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 3 guesses? Enough said. Let me pass this on to my wife "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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