BBQ

[KarateK]

The BBQ season

After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer

and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the

etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking, as it's the only type of

cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an

element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the

following chain of events are put into motion.

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with

the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is

lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks

her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the

situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine.....

The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, and

sauces and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon

seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some

women!!!!!

[patusai]

Gee, I'm surprised with all the work that men do in the BBQ process that you can fit it all in a day's work

[Heather Smyth]

WoW! That is the exact same routine at my house.

Heather :

[KarateK]

Now now girls we all know men work hard really - I mean they have to put the meat on the BBQ - v challenging am sure you are aware!!

[Sohan]

Ouch, that's reaaallly cold, KK.

You forgot one more: The one where the woman dials the fire department to handle the blaze the man has set trying to light the grill...

With respect,

Sohan

[patusai]

Whose job is it to get the BBQer the beer?

[KarateK]

3 guesses Patusai

[patusai]

3 guesses? Enough said. Let me pass this on to my wife