KarateK Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet.As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry,your duck has passed away."The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"Yes, I'm quite sure. The duck is dead," he replied."How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman.The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill."£150!", she cried.£150 just to tell me my duck is dead? The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry but if you'd taken my word for it at the outset,the bill would have been £20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now £150 Karate Ni Sentinashi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patusai Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Thanks for the laugh "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarateK Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 I know its not all that intelligent but when I got that joke it just seriously tickled me!! Karate Ni Sentinashi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sohan Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 That's funny! With respect,Sohan "If I cannot become one of extraordinary accomplishment, I will not walk the earth." Zen Master Nakahara Nantenbo"A man who has attained mastery of an art reveals it in his every action." Samuarai maxim"Knowing others is wisdom; knowing yourself is Enlightenment." Lao-Tzu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
June1 Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 LOL! That's so great! Really unique! I'm impressed. Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red J Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Good one. I had to lose my mind to come to my senses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefeather Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Hehehe*snork*heheheGood one,David "Between genius and insanity, there lies a fine line. I like to think of it as the tip of the diving board."-An anonymous insane genius"Fight I, not as one that beateth the air" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbelt1400 Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Lol, good one. "God gave us elbows for two reasons. Drinking beer and smashing ribs." -Frank Konecky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushido_man96 Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 That was worth a chuckle! https://www.haysgym.comhttp://www.sunyis.com/https://www.aikidoofnorthwestkansas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArisuTanaka Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Got lost at first, thought about it. Lol. "Never leave that to tomorrow for which you can do today." -Ben. Frank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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