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A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet.

As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his

stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm

so sorry,your duck has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"

Yes, I'm quite sure. The duck is dead," he replied.

"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done

any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room and

returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.

As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom.

He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments

later with a cat.

The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed

delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed

softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said,

this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and

produced a bill which he handed to the woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.

"£150!", she cried.

£150 just to tell me my duck is dead?

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry but if you'd taken my word for it at the outset,

the bill would have been £20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat

Scan, it's now £150

Karate Ni Sentinashi

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Posted
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for the laugh :lol:

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt

Posted

I know its not all that intelligent but when I got that joke it just seriously tickled me!!

Karate Ni Sentinashi

Posted

That's funny! :D

With respect,

Sohan

"If I cannot become one of extraordinary accomplishment, I will not walk the earth." Zen Master Nakahara Nantenbo


"A man who has attained mastery of an art reveals it in his every action." Samuarai maxim


"Knowing others is wisdom; knowing yourself is Enlightenment." Lao-Tzu

Posted

LOL! That's so great! Really unique! I'm impressed.

Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!


"Know Thyself"


"Circumstances make me who I am."

Posted
:lol: Good one. :lol:

I had to lose my mind to come to my senses.

Posted

Hehehe*snork*hehehe

Good one,

David

"Between genius and insanity, there lies a fine line. I like to think of it as the tip of the diving board."

-An anonymous insane genius


"Fight I, not as one that beateth the air"

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Posted

Got lost at first, thought about it. Lol. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Never leave that to tomorrow for which you can do today." -Ben. Frank.

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