KarateK Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Some might not get the humour behind this - kind of a UK thingThree men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties to perform:Terry had married a woman from Scotland, and bragged that he had told his new wife to do all the dishes and house cleaning in the house.He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were cleaned and put away.James had married a woman from Ireland and he bragged that he had given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better and by the third day his house was clean, the dishes done and there was a huge meal on the table.The third man said the he had married a Lancashire lass.He boasted that the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned,dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day.He said the first day he didn't see anything,the second day he didn't see anything,but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper. Karate Ni Sentinashi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sohan Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 I'm not from the UK but I think it's pretty funny. Describes my wife pretty well. Respectfully,Sohan "If I cannot become one of extraordinary accomplishment, I will not walk the earth." Zen Master Nakahara Nantenbo"A man who has attained mastery of an art reveals it in his every action." Samuarai maxim"Knowing others is wisdom; knowing yourself is Enlightenment." Lao-Tzu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarateK Posted April 26, 2006 Author Share Posted April 26, 2006 As a lancashire woman I feel I am ok to poke fun at myself and say it is rather me Karate Ni Sentinashi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patusai Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiboxer Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 That was Hilarious!LOL Gravity is the root of lightness; stillness is the ruler of movement. Lao Tzu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoMstrSgt Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Pretty funny, I've known a ouple of ladies very much like that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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