Amadeus Zull Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 Ouse! (bows head) hey guys, great forum here (well the topics kick ass, gui needs work j/k) almost 20 and been a long time martial arts fan. at age 10 i started shotakan karate and at age 12 i dropped out cause i feared that i would get my ass kicked on thursdays Kumite day. i was fat back then. it was so horrible. the teahers there liek abused us. we had to squat like a duck and run around the dojo. and man being a fat chubby kid killed it. i squat like 2 steps and i was panting. and man i realeased alot of gas too. (always stained my uniform) another exercise we did was form a circle and lay down, and one by one we would have to walk over each others stomaches. heh dem kids feared me!! being fat and at karate class sucked! again kicking was the hardest thing to do. i kept staining my uniform (thx you bleach). one time i over bleached and uniform turned blue. well i will shut up now and head to the other foums. thx for listening! - Zull (ladies, i'm not fat anymore. "wink wink") My Chi iz Flawless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTpizzaboy Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 :lol: ha. Farting in karate class; everybody have that problem. After every kiai, I'll let out a fart just for good measures. Welcome to the forum. Canh T.I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoto Tiger Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 Hi Zull You sound nuts but a good laugh - welcome to the forum Melanie---------------Be nice if I get this right one day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeRo Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 hi welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YODA Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 Sanchin Kata used to always give me the Bottom Burps in my old Karate days Welcome YODA2nd Degree Black Belt : Doce Pares Eskrima https://www.docepares.co.ukQualified Instructor : JKD Concepts https://www.jkdc.co.ukQualified Fitness Instructor (Weights, CV, Circuit, Kinesiology) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaiFightsMS Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 Welcome to the forum. Somewhere around here is a post called the martial fart I think you will enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kicker Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 Welcome Amadeus Zull to the forums. when you do your best it`s going to show. "If you watch the pros, You will learn something new" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KENSHI Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 Welcome 1000 kilometres journey started from one single step. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamrushman Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 welcome and try to hold the bottom belches to a minimun while in this forum...LOL... rushman (karate forums sensei)3rd dan wtf/kukkiwon"saying nothing...sometimes says the most"--e. dickerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathcometh Posted April 23, 2002 Share Posted April 23, 2002 LOL Well I was the same when I was in karate. Oh and welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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