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You may have heard this one, but I really liked it. Can't remember where I got it from though.

One Day the Devil challenged God to a Judo tournament. Smiling God said, "You don't have a chance, I've got Kano, Mifune, Kotani, and Kimura up here".

"Yes", snickered the Devil, "but I have all the referees."

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt

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Good one.

Gravity is the root of lightness; stillness is the ruler of movement. Lao Tzu

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I've heard that joke done with soccer (or as everyone else calls it: "football"). Good joke!

With respect,

Sohan

"If I cannot become one of extraordinary accomplishment, I will not walk the earth." Zen Master Nakahara Nantenbo


"A man who has attained mastery of an art reveals it in his every action." Samuarai maxim


"Knowing others is wisdom; knowing yourself is Enlightenment." Lao-Tzu

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I've heard that joke done with soccer (or as everyone else calls it: "football"). Good joke!

With respect,

Sohan

LOL, I've heard it done with spoorts and jobs.

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity."


"We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."

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