lordtariel Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 You may have heard this one, but I really liked it. Can't remember where I got it from though.One Day the Devil challenged God to a Judo tournament. Smiling God said, "You don't have a chance, I've got Kano, Mifune, Kotani, and Kimura up here"."Yes", snickered the Devil, "but I have all the referees." There's no place like 127.0.0.1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patusai Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoMstrSgt Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Wow that was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiboxer Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Good one. Gravity is the root of lightness; stillness is the ruler of movement. Lao Tzu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushido_man96 Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 Very nice. Is this indicative of the officiating in judo? https://www.haysgym.comhttp://www.sunyis.com/https://www.aikidoofnorthwestkansas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sohan Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I've heard that joke done with soccer (or as everyone else calls it: "football"). Good joke!With respect,Sohan "If I cannot become one of extraordinary accomplishment, I will not walk the earth." Zen Master Nakahara Nantenbo"A man who has attained mastery of an art reveals it in his every action." Samuarai maxim"Knowing others is wisdom; knowing yourself is Enlightenment." Lao-Tzu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotokanKid Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I've heard that joke done with soccer (or as everyone else calls it: "football"). Good joke!With respect,SohanLOL, I've heard it done with spoorts and jobs. "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now