Taekwondo addiction

[bushido_man96]

[KamasandSais]

lets see... about 13 of those are on my list..

i think i could add about 3...

you wear your karate uniform half the places you go.

you have a punching bag in your office.

and you cant resist kicking the manikins at a store.

[Scotty]

I do karate and got 12. Lmao, I worked in a kitchen so when I had my hands full I would use high kicks to close the cupboards!

[greenbelt_girl15]

I do Cuong Nhu and about 7 of those are on my list, gives me some good ideas too....

[wingedMonkey]

I am guilty of almost all of them....

[ryukasagi]

umm, who does this You go to sleep each night cuddling at least one martial arts weapon?

depends on what i watched/read before bed

[granitemiller]

LOL - really nice - applies to most of us

[The BB of C]

I am guilty of the following:

• People find it difficult to carry on a conversation with you since you keep shifting between stances and practicing kicks while talking to them.

• When tripping over your shoelaces you bounce up into fighting stance with a Kiup.

• You answer your boss Ussss

• You insist on showing your work colleagues your interesting set of bruises on your forearms and shins ever week.

• You enjoy limping into work and explaining what injury you got this week.

• You shut the refrigerator door with a side thrust kick.

• You open doors with front kicks.

• Work chairs with high back are really good for practicing turning kicks.

• Switching a light on or off requires a knife hand strike.

• You shop for clothes based on whether you can kick in them.

• In a boring meeting you start practicing staff techniques with a pencil.

• You view new students as fresh meat.

• You look forward to working another technique line.

• You eagerly volunteer to be the instructor’s demonstration assistant.

• You believe that one and half hours is far too short for a training session

• You say to the shop assistant in the men's store, "Nice pants, but I don't think I can kick in them."

• You have reached the phase of seeing everybody walking around with blinking little red cross-hairs on all their vital spots

• The only way to operate a lift is to backfist the correct floor button on the inside of the elevator, based on your memory of the button's location, before you get in far enough to see it.

I win

[bushido_man96]

Switching a light on or off requires a knife hand strike.

Or....switching on requires a front kick, turning off requires an axe kick....

[Rateh]

I used to open door handles with my feet to practice balance (the kind where you turn it down and up like a ... lever?)

Then the handles stopped working right....so i stopped....

I practice at work all the time, and sometimes it looks kinda weird when im practicing a two person drill or a weapons form, without another person or weapon.

How about sleeping in your uniform? I find the light weight ones quite comfy.