marie curie Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 (edited) I went to a Chinese New Year celebration tonight and there was a guy who had a Kung Fu school and was doing some demonstrations with his students. They did some forms and some technique combinations on each other. At the end he asked if anyone would like to try to come up and attack him. Well, it was two Chinese Kung Fu guys and a bunch of big muscle-y men. So, thinking this could be fun, I went up, stepped onto the stage in my three-inch heels and dangle-y earrings (earning a large roar of laughter which he met with an "Huh-uh. You never know with women" ), and proceded to punch him in the head. Of course, I, first, did a low fake kick to cover the distance, a large strait right punch to the face which he blocked with his right hand crossing his body, turning him, so that I had a perfect shot to the side of his head comming up with a left Kenpo punch. His head flew back hard and, looking as shocked as he was, I squealed, put my hands over my mouth, and apologized. Lots of applaluse. Edited February 11, 2006 by marie curie You suck-train harder.......................Don't block with your faceA good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving. -Lao Tzu
Menjo Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 Well you may have hurt his ego a little, or not from what it sounds like. But as long as it was light hearted...I think you should have hit him twice. "Time is what we want most, but what we use worst"William Penn
Meguro Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 Bravo! I, for one, will be on the look out for women martial artists in three inch heels and dangling earings.
Truestar Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 Well then, what a way to prove them wrong eh? It's nice to see people realize you don't have to be a big guy to kick booteh in Martial Arts.
BLOWN Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 That's Awesome And quite frankly turned me on -Ray -Pain Is Weakness Leaving The Body.-It's Not The Size Of The Dog In The Fight, But The Size Of The Fight In The Dog.
marie curie Posted February 16, 2006 Author Posted February 16, 2006 Haha Yeh, it was good fun. Thanks for the comments! You suck-train harder.......................Don't block with your faceA good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving. -Lao Tzu
karate kid 1 Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 it sonds cool next time mayb he wont show off as much FEAR is only a four letter wordRORY
aefibird Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Cool! Sounds like it was a fun time.Moral: never underestimate people with dangly earrings! "Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My CologneSheffield Steelers!
HumanTyphoon Posted February 17, 2006 Posted February 17, 2006 Hmmmm interesting. If you take a crooked path and have to go through a cliff. Either hope there is a bridge, or learn to fly.
Fenris-wolf Posted February 27, 2006 Posted February 27, 2006 :lol: You rock. Congratulations. Let Us Turn The Jump Rope In Accord With Socialist Principles!
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