Red J Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Ok, the grandmother of them all....Are you ready?....So you're a black belt huh?Did you have to register your hands a lethal weapons with the FBI? Response: No, blackbelt registration is now under the Department of Homeland Security. Alternate response:Man, you have been watching too much Happy Days (reference Ralph Malph stating "my hands are registered weapons....") I had to lose my mind to come to my senses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red J Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 You do karate?....I used to have numb chucks (sic). Response: I hope they were the kind made out of rubber. I had to lose my mind to come to my senses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red J Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 You do karate?....I used to have numb chucks (sic). Response: I hope they were the kind made out of rubber. Alternate response:So that would explain your condition. I had to lose my mind to come to my senses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiffy Posted January 22, 2006 Author Share Posted January 22, 2006 "You don't look like a black belt" I never thought that was necessary though.If you do get this, just ask them "what does a someone with a black belt look like?" The mind is like a parachute, it only works when it's open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonMike Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 You do karate?....I used to have numb chucks (sic). Response: I hope they were the kind made out of rubber. Or say, "yes, they are very dificult to use when you can't feel your hands. 5th Dan Tang Soo Do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patusai Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 "You don't look like a black belt" I never thought that was necessary though.If you do get this, just ask them "what does a someone with a black belt look like?"I didn't look like the extremely athletic type. The other problem is that people watch too much TV. "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaymac Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Ha Ha, this is a funny thread. Most of the time, I try not to let people know that I have a black belt in Martial Arts or that I take Martial Arts at all, but sometimes they find out. I like, "I can't believe you are a Black Belt." My response is almost always, "Yeah, if you stay there long enough they have to give you one " Then I walk away. However, if they are interested at all, I give them a business card. A great martial artist is one who is humble and respectful of others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrideampPoise Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 "Geez, I wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley" "My brothers, mothers, uncle used to do Jo-Blo's TKD" "I've always wanted to do something like that, but never go around to it" Those are the ones I usually get. But then again, usually, the only people who find out I study MAs are already friends/acquaintances/coworkers. If I don't know somebody reasonably well, or at least don't trust that they aren't looking for trouble, I don't even think about mentioning it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patusai Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Kinda like don't ask don't tell "Don't tell me the sky's the limit because I have seen footprints on the moon!" -- Paul Brandt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marie curie Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 "Woah, watch out, everyone, big bad (me) is gonna beat you up"Note: The situation is compounded when wearing pigtails You suck-train harder.......................Don't block with your faceA good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving. -Lao Tzu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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