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I don't know about you, but when people find out I do martial arts, I always get one of the following resonces.

"What belt are you?"

"Geez, I wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley"

"My brothers, mothers, uncle used to do Jo-Blo's TKD"

"I've always wanted to do something like that, but never go around to it"

Invariably, these are the only responce I get. Does anyone else find this? If not, what are the responces you get?

The mind is like a parachute, it only works when it's open.

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Posted

hahaha. I think you pretty much summed it up for me!

"They look up, without realizing they're standing in the palm of your hand"


"I burn alive to keep you warm"

Posted

hahaha.

at least karate practioners dont get

"Is that anything like Karate"

oh, and dont forget

"I know a guy that does that, his name is john smith, do you know him?"

It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, and I am NOT a big man.


Tae Kwon Do (ITF) - 1st Dan Black Belt

Shotokan Karate - 6th Kyu

Posted

My roommate asked me,

"Can you teach me how to kill someone?"

"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali

Posted
My roommate asked me,

"Can you teach me how to kill someone?"

To that you could respond,

"have someone try to figure out how Jean Claude Van Damme is still making movies."

Its bond to give someone an anurism. :lol:

5th Dan Tang Soo Do

Posted (edited)

"My five year old junior is a black belt at (local mcdojo)"

Response: "He must really be a Kindergartener's worst nightmare."

LOL :lol:

Edited by Red J

I had to lose my mind to come to my senses.

Posted

"Do you have to licence your hands?"

"Do have to show them your BB licence before you can hit them?"

"Ahhhh,, Grasshopper!"

"Hiiiiiiiiii Yyaaaahhh!" <>

"Do you wear Pyjamas when you fight?"

"Can you kick me with shoes on, or have you got to take them off first?"

"Bruce Lee can do a 1 inch punch, can you?"

DCMS.

"There's nothing wrong with my defence, you attacked me wrong!"

Posted
My roommate asked me,

"Can you teach me how to kill someone?"

Reply with "Would you like me to demonstrate?"

The mind is like a parachute, it only works when it's open.

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