Standard Responce

[Jiffy]

I don't know about you, but when people find out I do martial arts, I always get one of the following resonces.

"What belt are you?"

"Geez, I wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley"

"My brothers, mothers, uncle used to do Jo-Blo's TKD"

"I've always wanted to do something like that, but never go around to it"

Invariably, these are the only responce I get. Does anyone else find this? If not, what are the responces you get?

[MizuRyu]

hahaha. I think you pretty much summed it up for me!

[traz]

"could you kick MY butt?"

[Zorba]

hahaha.

at least karate practioners dont get

"Is that anything like Karate"

oh, and dont forget

"I know a guy that does that, his name is john smith, do you know him?"

[DragonMike]

And,

"Have You Ever Used it on Anyone?"

[Semper Jab]

My roommate asked me,

"Can you teach me how to kill someone?"

[DragonMike]

My roommate asked me,

"Can you teach me how to kill someone?"

To that you could respond,

"have someone try to figure out how Jean Claude Van Damme is still making movies."

Its bond to give someone an anurism.

[Red J]

"My five year old junior is a black belt at (local mcdojo)"

Response: "He must really be a Kindergartener's worst nightmare."

LOL

Edited January 17, 2006 by Red J

[Dont call me Sir]

"Do you have to licence your hands?"

"Do have to show them your BB licence before you can hit them?"

"Ahhhh,, Grasshopper!"

"Hiiiiiiiiii Yyaaaahhh!" <>

"Do you wear Pyjamas when you fight?"

"Can you kick me with shoes on, or have you got to take them off first?"

"Bruce Lee can do a 1 inch punch, can you?"

DCMS.

[Jiffy]

My roommate asked me,

"Can you teach me how to kill someone?"

Reply with "Would you like me to demonstrate?"