Taikudo-ka Posted April 11, 2002 Author Posted April 11, 2002 You know a friend of mine did Shotokan some time back, and was actually told to use the keys in the hand trick by his sensei. The same teacher later ended up in jail for killing a guy in a brawl. Thus bringing an end to his dojo and, if nothing else, proving the "effectiveness" of Shotokan in "real life". KarateForums.com - Sempai
Blade13 Posted April 11, 2002 Posted April 11, 2002 hahahaha PUNK MARTIAL ARTS! I love it! I'll start the school! I dont know what the rest of that stuff is that u meantioned, but punk is good. lol I can call it..... ANAR CHY-JUTSU
Taikudo-ka Posted April 12, 2002 Author Posted April 12, 2002 Hahaha Anar Chy Jutsu! And so easy to learn and apply. A beginner only needs three basic moves - grabbing the head, knee to the face (or groin) and kicking the opponent when down. All kicks are kept to no more than 3-4 inches off the ground... no need for any "Jackie Chan Bollocks". Advanced grades could add things like the headbutt and the coathanger, proper positioning of spiked wristbands for maximum affect when blocking, and weapons like the keyring, the chain, the crow-bar, the baseball bat, the machette, and of course the length of iron piping. A true master would know the power of kiais like "wot are you lookin at" and "i'll have you, ya f***er". Also ancient techniques for increasing the bodies aggression and pain threshold, such as getting wasted on speed and alcohol... KarateForums.com - Sempai
Jiggy9 Posted April 12, 2002 Posted April 12, 2002 hahaha Shotokan Karate Black Belt ==Defend the path of Truth==
Blade13 Posted April 22, 2002 Posted April 22, 2002 I saw a fight between two girls at school the other day, and one was fighting EXACTLY like this! Windmills and everything. She was even swearing like him. It only lasted about 7 seconds, but it was hilarious. Neither one of them got more than 2 punches in. All were weak as well.
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