jackspratt Posted July 21, 2001 Posted July 21, 2001 I'm sick of some jujitsu guys that have taken to coming into my lessons and beating up my students.Luckily I had some nunchukas to hand and sorted them out.One of them was a woman so I only broke her arm,rather than crack her skull. I'm the best there ever was and the greatest there won't ever be cos im john john john grayston grayston grayston.
thaiboxerken Posted July 21, 2001 Posted July 21, 2001 What?! You are kidding right? This is not a Bruce Lee movie. Just kick 'em, they'll understand.- Me Apprentice Instructor under Guro Inosanto in Jun Fan Gung Fu and Filipinno Martial arts.Certified Instructor of Frank Cucci's Linxx system of martial arts.
Angus Posted July 21, 2001 Posted July 21, 2001 Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.... Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
iamrushman Posted July 21, 2001 Posted July 21, 2001 JACKSPRATT........LOL.....the things you say and the things you do. rushman (karate forums sensei)3rd dan wtf/kukkiwon"saying nothing...sometimes says the most"--e. dickerson
Tim Greer Posted July 22, 2001 Posted July 22, 2001 Between this post of Jack's here, and the one where he said he struck a student in the temple because of a comment, I don't think people should take his posts too seriously when it comes to his story telling -- which I think is obvious at this point. Regards,Tim Greer -> admin@chatbase.com | Phone: 530-222-7244I study any and every style and I'm always looking to spar!!Also, if I'm not around for a while, I'm just away training.
thaiboxerken Posted July 22, 2001 Posted July 22, 2001 I once had to fight 18 men armed with swords using only my legs because my arms were tied behind my back. My teeth hurt because of all the swords I broke in half wth my bite that day. It was a scuffle, but in the end I was victorious. Those darn ninja's, they are like flies. Just kick 'em, they'll understand.- Me Apprentice Instructor under Guro Inosanto in Jun Fan Gung Fu and Filipinno Martial arts.Certified Instructor of Frank Cucci's Linxx system of martial arts.
Angus Posted July 22, 2001 Posted July 22, 2001 YOU ARE A CLASSIC KEN!!! HAHAHAHA! :lol: Angus Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
Patrick Posted July 22, 2001 Posted July 22, 2001 Hey... Ken... you can be my bodyguard. lol Patrick O'Keefe - KarateForums.com AdministratorHave a suggestion or a bit of feedback relating to KarateForums.com? Please contact me!KarateForums.com Articles - KarateForums.com Awards - Member of the Month - User Guidelines
Jack Posted July 27, 2001 Posted July 27, 2001 I am sick of these damn Kickboxers running in at the middle of our lessons and beating up my instructor with big chains, so I did this cool little stance from the matrix and did the Bring it sign... they all ran towards me so I summersaulted over their heads and landed in the middle of them and did a 360 jumping spinning hook kick... they were so stupid JackCurrently 'off' from formal MA trainingKarateForums.com
Angus Posted July 27, 2001 Posted July 27, 2001 Did you bend over and shoot fireballs too? Angus _________________ Reason with an assailant first, THEN break their face! - Angus Argyle This Message was edited by: Angus on Jul 27, 2001 5:05pm Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
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