Russell Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 Doesn't have to be Martial Arts related but have a go. I got a couple to start you off.How many Ninja does at take to change a light bulb?none...we will waitin the dark....ready to strike!!!!how many Kung fu guys does it take to change a light bulb???101... 1 to change it, the other 100 all say "now we do it slightly diffrent" "Turn to face the sun, your shodows will fall behind you"
Jay Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 heard it before but its still funny :) The key to everything is continuity achieved by discipline.
Hitman Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 How many Karate masters does it take to change the lightbulb? No one knows, our Ki is so strong the bulbs break before we touch them.How many Steven Seagall's does it take? Just the one...he holds it still and let's the whole world revolve around him. How many Bruce Lee's does it take?Just one...and he does it with just one finger- from 3 inches away.How many Jackie Chan's?Again, just one...and he does it with a chair, refrigerator, dust mop.... shi wa hei to de aru"All are equal in the grave"
ShotokanKid Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 LOL... "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."
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