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Look, everyone come see.... the McDojo has finally hit national TV.

What's next?

Martial art's cereal?

SOME.... ANYONE.... PLEASE STOP THIS! :kaioken:

I don't have to be the best, just better than you!


Working towards 11% BF and a Six pack

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ooo aaahh martial arts cereal..*drools*...Lol! what about martial arts fruit roll ups?

mmm, marshmallow nunchakus

lol, i'm filling out an application right now!

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height: 4' 6"

weight: 257lbs

primary art: tai chi

rank: 11th degree

secondary art: fencing

rank: supreme master of the world

Titles and Awards: 8th grade spelling bee champ

Why did you get involved with martial arts?: to compete in final fu

Do you have a hero? Who inspires you?: superman

Have you ever been on TV or Film, when and what?: america's most wanted, last tuesday

Why do you want to compete in this televised tournament?: to kill people

Describe your attitude towards competition: im pretty much better than everyone

What events in your life motivate your competitive spirit?: the fact that i'm awsome

Are there any days/times/dates you are DEFINITELY not available?: whenever Buffy's on

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ooo aaahh martial arts cereal..*drools*...Lol! what about martial arts fruit roll ups?

height: 4' 6"

weight: 257lbs

primary art: tai chi

rank: 11th degree

secondary art: fencing

rank: supreme master of the world

Titles and Awards: 8th grade spelling bee champ

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I don't have to be the best, just better than you!


Working towards 11% BF and a Six pack

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^^^ HAHAAHA

Strive to Become The Type Of Person That Others Do Not Normally Encounter In This World


I would love it if everyone i spoke to or met throughout my life would benefit from being with or speaking to me. - Life goal


I See The Sunshine But Their's A Storm Holding Me Back.

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