Maciej Posted March 15, 2002 Posted March 15, 2002 " A devastating accident, that will forever change our days of menstruation, has occurred. On Sunday, March 10, 2002 the 13 year old Patty Wings was taking an innocent swim at the local indoor pool, not knowing who else lurked beneath the waters. Ex-convict Tammy Pax had just been released from the PMS Prison (Precocious Mommas of Southington), and was released after a kind young woman in need bailed her out. Tammy was out for revenge against all her enemies, of course Patty being one of them. As Patty dove under the water after jumping off of the high dive, Tammy layed, sprawled out, just below the water level. As Patty came up for air, Tammy went into her mouth and preceded to choke Patty to death. Patty tried and tried to remove the foreign object from her throat, but Tammy would simply not move. By the time a lifegurad got to her, it was too late. Patty had died from lack of oxygen, and Tammy had floated away to safety once again. Others who have seen Tammy Pax have helped police make a sketch of her, which will hopefully lead her back to the ladies' room toilet, where she belongs. Tammy is approximately 4 inches in height, 1 centimeter wide, and only weighs around 2 ounces. She is extremely pale, but blushes quite easily. Tammy Pax could be hiding out anywhere, from your local drugstore to the bathroom, and my even be using a women to hide her. If you have any information regarding Tammy Pax, please call 1-800-CALL-TOM."
senna_trem Posted February 19, 2005 Posted February 19, 2005 What the heck? "I think therefore I am" Rene Descartes
isshinryu5toforever Posted February 20, 2005 Posted February 20, 2005 That's disgusting He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.- Tao Te Ching"Move as swift as a wind, stay as silent as forest, attack as fierce as fire, undefeatable defense like a mountain."- Sun Tzu, the Art of War
Kieran-Lilith Posted February 20, 2005 Posted February 20, 2005 Not thinking....not thinking....not thinking.... He who gains a victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himself is all powerful Lao-tsu
seersin Posted February 21, 2005 Posted February 21, 2005 ummmmm.Whoa I don't really know what to say. ISAIAH 53:5
GhostlySykanRyu Posted February 21, 2005 Posted February 21, 2005 I know what to say...get the mods in here to get rid of this garbage. Not exactly "appropriate"... To condemn the art of another is to condemn your own as well. We all have the same origin.
June1 Posted February 25, 2005 Posted February 25, 2005 LOL. The guys are like, "Huh?" But yeah, it's strange. *shiver* I don't like the choking part. Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am."
isshinryu5toforever Posted February 25, 2005 Posted February 25, 2005 I'm a guy and I wasn't like huh? He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.- Tao Te Ching"Move as swift as a wind, stay as silent as forest, attack as fierce as fire, undefeatable defense like a mountain."- Sun Tzu, the Art of War
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