Joecooke007 Posted March 10, 2002 Share Posted March 10, 2002 The solar powered flashlight ejector seats on helicopters screen doors for submarines powdered water JUST ADD WATER!!! Keep adding Boards don't hit back. -Bruce Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YODA Posted March 10, 2002 Share Posted March 10, 2002 ...... Ashtrays for motorcycles Chocolate kettles Pockets in underwear YODA2nd Degree Black Belt : Doce Pares Eskrima https://www.docepares.co.ukQualified Instructor : JKD Concepts https://www.jkdc.co.ukQualified Fitness Instructor (Weights, CV, Circuit, Kinesiology) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaiFightsMS Posted March 10, 2002 Share Posted March 10, 2002 Hey a pocket in the underwear might prevent one from getting locked out of the house when retrieving the paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joecooke007 Posted March 10, 2002 Author Share Posted March 10, 2002 A pocket in underwear may have even more useful uses then for keys. Boards don't hit back. -Bruce Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kicker Posted March 10, 2002 Share Posted March 10, 2002 you might even find some interesting things then keys when you do your best it`s going to show. "If you watch the pros, You will learn something new" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramcalgary Posted March 10, 2002 Share Posted March 10, 2002 My bro sells dehydrated water as a joke in his outdoor store. How about a jock strap that does not cause itch Honor is the most important thing a man has once you lose it it is gone forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joecooke007 Posted March 15, 2002 Author Share Posted March 15, 2002 Wait dehydrated water is a joke??? Just kiddin'. AHAHAHAHA Boards don't hit back. -Bruce Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senna_trem Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 A horse drawn car. "I think therefore I am" Rene Descartes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertigo Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 - inflatable dart board - a dictionary with an index - buying that option for air conditioning on your motorcycle - double sided playing cards - salted bandages (ouch! ) - second hand fireworks (who can turn down a deal like that?) "Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." - T. S. Eliot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mike Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 http://totallyabsurd.com/breath_easy.GIF[/i]Toilet Snorkel US Patent 4,230,746* / Issued 1982 What exactly is this man doing? Communicating with his neighbors using his new Toilet Phone? Blowing up his Inflatable Toilet? Or is he simple blowing bubbles? Well the correct answer is None of the Above. This guy is using the new breath easy, Toilet Snorkel, formulated to provide a fresh air source during fires in high rise buildings. In most fires, it's the smoke that will get you, and a source of fresh air can be a life saver. So our inventor designed a way to snake a snorkel through the zigs and zags of your toilet, so you can breath sewer air instead of smoke. Here's our question... couldn't he have, just as easily, invented the Faucet Snorkel instead? hahahahahahaaa When a man's fortunate time comes, he meets a good friend;When a man has lost his luck, he meets a beautiful woman.-anonymous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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