oh no America

[Blade13]

On 2002-03-14 18:09, three60roundhouse wrote:

 

Try to act anything but what we are:

 

example: rich white boys in the suburbs acting "ghetto". Let's drop them on a street corner in Harlem and see how long they last

 

haha, ya know whats even worse than that? Rednecks who use ebonics! Theyre everywhere in my town. HELP MEEEEEEE!!!

 

 

[SaiFightsMS]

And don't you just love the way everyone who lives in the midwest thinks everyone who lives in California can surf?

 

 

[Joecooke007]

That Miami herald one was good. :lol:

 

 

[KickChick]

Only in America......can a pizza get to your

 

house faster than an ambulance.

 

Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

 

Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

 

Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.

 

Only in America......do we leave cars worth

 

thousands of dollarsin the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

 

Only in America......do we use answering

 

machines to scree calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

 

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in

 

packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

 

Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

 

 

 

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[ This Message was edited by: KickChick on 2002-03-28 20:30 ]

[Taikudo-ka]

Have "World Series" sporting events, where teams from ALL 50 states of the world compete.

 

Ask Australian tourists if they drove over.

 

Call their locally elected presidential representative "The Leader of the Free World" and "The Most Powerful Man in the World".

 

Believe democracy was invented in the USA.

 

Call Australia a "colonial land founded by criminals", forgetting that 25% of all British convicts shipped overseas went to AMERICA. To the BRITISH COLONIES in America!

 

Believe the history of the world begins in 1776.

 

Have a founding father (Jefferson) who encouraged farmers everywhere to grow as much cannabis sativa as they could.

 

Elect a president who says stuff like "The Star Wars laser shield will protect us from the Evil Empire".

 

Elect another president who says stuff like "We, the forces of Good, must triumph over the Evil One..."

 

Forget that in the dim mists of the past, they actually created and financed the "Evil One" in order to fight against the "Evil Empire".

 

Consider a 7 litre V8 engine "normal"... indeed a necessity to cope with those 55MPH speed limits...and that Manhattan traffic.

 

Consider said 7 litre engine fitted into a Chevvy Impala a "small car".

 

And finally, the strangest, most bizarre thing about America, that could only happen there:

 

They actually find Jay Leno and David Letterman funny!

 

 

[KickChick]

 

 

[van_damme]

Lolz..this is some funny stuff..i would think of some but i would probably feel stupid coz they wouldnt be funny.Oh well..maybe next week.

 

And you think USA is bad..you should come England.

[Hapkido-Cougar]

Big deal. big people, they spend too much for food, lol

[Kempo_Dude]

Lots of americans do that...

 

 

[punkrocker115684]

they do all that stuff in england and canada and australia too lol