CapitalKarate Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 If this is inappropriate my apologies... Saturday morning ... Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. 'Hello?', says a little girl's voice. 'Hi, honey, it's Daddy', says Bob. 'Is Mummy near the phone'? 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank'. After a brief pause, Bob says, 'But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!' 'Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mummy!' 'Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do ... put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mummy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house'. 'Okay, Daddy'. A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. 'Well, I did what you said, Daddy!' ' And what happened?' 'Well, Mummy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead'. 'Oh, my God .... and what about Uncle Frank?' 'He jumped out of bed with no clothes on, too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead, too'. There is a long pause, then Bob says ...........'Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?!!! Joshua Brehm-When you're not practicing remember this; someone, somewhere, is practicing, and when you meet them, they will beat you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elila Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 I'm confused. Did he call the wrong number? Was that his kid? She says she does have an Uncle Frank, so was the mom/wife in bed with her own brother? Why is the kid so calm after seeing two people die? OK, it's just a joke, I'm putting too much thought into it. = P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superfoot Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 He called the wrong number, and now the wrong person has been killed. Perfect Practice makes Perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
June1 Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 Omigosh! That's awful! Man... that'll stay with me for some time... Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y2_sub Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 lol...it's just a joke you know Moon might shine upon the innocent and the guilty alike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atalanta071 Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 I yi yi... that was funny. Can't we all just get along?!I learn to fight so I don't have to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 funny:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menjo Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 lol thats a good one "Time is what we want most, but what we use worst"William Penn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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