Ths is a good one

[CapitalKarate]

If this is inappropriate my apologies...

Saturday morning ...

Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.

'Hello?', says a little girl's voice.

'Hi, honey, it's Daddy', says Bob. 'Is Mummy near the phone'?

'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank'.

After a brief pause, Bob says, 'But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!'

'Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mummy!'

'Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do ... put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mummy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house'.

'Okay, Daddy'.

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. 'Well, I did what you said, Daddy!' '

And what happened?'

'Well, Mummy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead'.

'Oh, my God .... and what about Uncle Frank?'

'He jumped out of bed with no clothes on, too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead, too'.

There is a long pause, then Bob says ...........'Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?!!!

[elila]

I'm confused. Did he call the wrong number? Was that his kid? She says she does have an Uncle Frank, so was the mom/wife in bed with her own brother? Why is the kid so calm after seeing two people die? OK, it's just a joke, I'm putting too much thought into it. = P

[Superfoot]

He called the wrong number, and now the wrong person has been killed.

[June1]

Omigosh! That's awful! Man... that'll stay with me for some time...

[y2_sub]

lol...it's just a joke you know

[Atalanta071]

I yi yi... that was funny.

[Sam]

funny:D

[Menjo]

lol thats a good one