SaiFightsMS Posted February 20, 2002 Posted February 20, 2002 How about the way sooner or later almost everyone slides off the decline bench head first? That always gets a few chuckles.
Gloi Posted February 20, 2002 Posted February 20, 2002 Clumsy me - never! I broke my toe twice last winter at karate. Not by fighting or kicking the bag or anything I could happily admit to. No, the first time I bashed it into the leg of the bench in the changing room before class and the second time, even more embarrassingly I caught the same toe in the hem of my trousers as I was getting changed and broke it again - duh
YODA Posted February 20, 2002 Posted February 20, 2002 LOL! I once spent a whole weekend teaching a group of bodyguards how to deal with knives. The use of them & defence against them - This involved a lot of live blade training - in drill format & lots of "flight time" cutting moving targets with VERY sharp blades. All without a drop of blood being spilt. I arrived home on the Sudnay evening & decided to make myself a corned beef sandwich - I cut myself so badly on the tin that I had to go to the hospital for stitches - Doh! So - I am very competent in the use & defence agains all manner of bladed weaponry, but come at me with a half opened corned beef tin & I'm totally defenseless LOL! YODA2nd Degree Black Belt : Doce Pares Eskrima https://www.docepares.co.ukQualified Instructor : JKD Concepts https://www.jkdc.co.ukQualified Fitness Instructor (Weights, CV, Circuit, Kinesiology)
three60roundhouse Posted February 24, 2002 Posted February 24, 2002 Yoda...that is simply hilarious! I knew I was in trouble when I was joking around (play fighting) with my brother (also studies TKD) and he got me to the ground (he wrestles for fun on his school team)...then I started BJJ! The first time we "joked around" after that I pinned him...and he thought it was over! 1st dan Tae Kwon DoYellow Belt Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu16 Years OldGirls kick butt!
Joecooke007 Posted March 2, 2002 Posted March 2, 2002 I don't want to sound obnoxious but I'm of Japanese heritage and please don't call us japs. To give you an example it's like calling a black person nigg** it's a coarse and rude remark and since us japanese are big on the whole respect issue it would help if you'd not say that. Thank you. Boards don't hit back. -Bruce Lee
Hapkido-Cougar Posted May 26, 2002 Posted May 26, 2002 lol.... thats what they do in Tekken, seeing who will win for real, but no jokes.. TEKKEN RULES THE WORLD!! Cougar KENPO Green belt master
Gloi Posted May 27, 2002 Posted May 27, 2002 This weekend a group of us from the dojo went for a night out in town. In class sensei always stresses to us the importance of zanchin and how we are to remain alert at all times...... However this didn't stop him from walking into a lamppost because he was leering after a skimpily clad teenager in a bar we were passing . "You never saw that" he said "Saw what?" we said I don't think anyone will let him forget it though [ This Message was edited by: Gloi on 2002-05-27 06:29 ]
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