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Yes indeed...I tease one of my classmates who keep trying to get me to join the Kobudo program. She gets mad when I call it her twirly stick thingy of death. :lol: :D

I'm definately going to use that one the next time I show up for Bo practise. :lol: Problem is, the school is in Germany and the instructor is from Rumania... ....I'm not sure if they'll get it.

Still... ...it'll keep me entertained. :brow:

-V-

More than 200 pictures of Kyokushin technique.

Kata outlined step by step.

https://www.kyokushinbudokai.org (Homepage)

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You see a confused look on their face when you ask "O, you take karate? what karate style?"

When you ask to spar to see how good they are they get into a stance they created and start making bruce lee ki-ai's...(they sound morelike squaks to me though...)

Joshua Brehm


-When you're not practicing remember this; someone, somewhere, is practicing, and when you meet them, they will beat you.

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You don't know anything about martial arts if...

You think Kata are an ancient collection of techniques from which short sections are used as a dramatic intro used to intimidate the enemy right before you enter into a stylized "wire fu" fight in which you must rely on subtitles for understanding, due to bad dubbing.

You must avenge your master! :bigwink:

"Achieving victory in every battle is not absolute perfection. Neutralizing an adversary’s forces without battle is perfection."

Sun-Tzu, The Art of War

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Lol...how about this one...

Someone (not knowing that I was a martial artist) tried to boast that he was a black belt. I asked him what system. His reply? Tae Bo.

OMG lol :lol: :P :lol: That reminds of something but its too long to explain haha.....

You might not know a thing about Martial Arts if ...

You think a Finger Lock is another term for a Bad Marriage.

You think executing a Hammer Fist is something triple X Rated!

You think getting into a Mounted position is gonna get you Lucky!

You think the StarWarsKid was a great warrior!

You think SideStepping is a Will Smith Dance Move.

You wear your Groin Cup Upside down (LOL some of you probably did)

You think Rolling a Punch involves some Rolling Papers!

You think an Adrinaline Dump involves alot of Toilet Paper!

Your Washing your Belt in the Laundry (if your doing it stop it now!)

Billy Blanks is your number one hero!

To become the greatest warrior, one needs to train beyond the physical and into the spiritual becoming supernatural. It is then that the warrior will know that he is indeed not the greatest, but just awakened.

https://www.manabimasho.com

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Thats funny Mr. Mike, it would be so hard for me to hold my tongue. If you told him he would have probably just have said it was a different school or something though.

Tang Soo!

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