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You don't know anything about martial arts if...

When you say you know a black belt, a friend asks "What Dan is he?" and you reply "Oh no his name is Fred"

If you think tai kwan do is a chinese cooking class

When asked if you want to see a demonstration of pinan 5 you say "Did you say peed on!?" (My clueless father :lol: )

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God has not given us a spirit of fear, but a spirit of love, a spirit of power, and of self-discipline.

2 Timothy 1:7

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Lol...how about this one...

Someone (not knowing that I was a martial artist) tried to boast that he was a black belt. I asked him what system. His reply? Tae Bo.

To condemn the art of another is to condemn your own as well. We all have the same origin.

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when my son cuts up, I tell him he is a black belt in dumb fu.

How about this: You don't know much about the martial arts ifyou claim to have special training from a Master Wong in China(or master lee or li or chin or chun, you get the idea). When asked, always reply "they just retired...sorry I was his last pupil."

My ex-wife's mom's ex-husband always claimed to train with the last Kenpo master alive...uhh...sure buddy...so I asked him what school he got his start in...would you believe he named the school that I teach at...sure, even said he teaches there :lol: :D I didn't even try to correct him, I just sat there and very mockingly exclaimed "WOW!!! THAT"S WAAYY COOL!! YOU MUST BE THE DEADLIEST GUY ALIVE!!!" He never caught on.

When a man's fortunate time comes, he meets a good friend;

When a man has lost his luck, he meets a beautiful woman.


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You don't know anything about martial arts if....

You claim you are the worlds greatest martial master. Your teacher? The Ninja Turtles movies, and every single season of the Power Rangers.

You think a reverse punch is what happens after a night of heavy drinking.

You call your bo-staff your twirly stick thingy of death.

"Achieving victory in every battle is not absolute perfection. Neutralizing an adversary’s forces without battle is perfection."

Sun-Tzu, The Art of War

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You don't know much about MA...

if you think that Sai are for toasting things on a BBQ.

if you think that Ki is what you open a door with.

if you think that you need to wear white pyjamas to do karate.

"Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My Cologne


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If you tell your friend that you have a black belt and his reply is, "So? I have one too!" and he points to the belt he is wearing (Ya know... the one that's actual clothing? Yeah, this one isn't so good. :P).

By the way, Mr. Mike, I don't think I could have held my tongue. I would want to tell him soooooo much!

Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!


"Know Thyself"


"Circumstances make me who I am."

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:lol: Sai as marshmelow roasters :brow: that's where they came from :P Long as they don't lose their temper, it's all good right? :wink:

You don't know much about MA...

If you say your a master of "little bunny fu-fu" :karate:

"boppin 'em on the head" :roll:

The best a man can hope for

is, over the course of his lifetime,

to change for the better.

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He he. Cute.

Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!


"Know Thyself"


"Circumstances make me who I am."

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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_72.gifok...ok...ok calming down...Bunny fufu...boppin' 'em on the head.http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_72.gif

When a man's fortunate time comes, he meets a good friend;

When a man has lost his luck, he meets a beautiful woman.


-anonymous

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