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funnyest street fight.

 

two guys in a bar decide to take it out side.the one says ill fight you in a minute.

 

he takes his shirt off and closes his eyes to meditate.(in freezing weather)

 

the other guy and his freinds are like whats this guy doing

 

his frends" he's channeling his chi. now settle down, be quiete and he will kick your butt in a moment"

 

he did this for about a half hour. being interuped and having to start again.

 

eventually the otherside got tired of waiting and left.

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funnyest street fight.

 

two guys in a bar decide to take it out side.the one says ill fight you in a minute.

 

he takes his shirt off and closes his eyes to meditate.(in freezing weather)

 

the other guy and his freinds are like whats this guy doing

 

his frends" he's channeling his chi. now settle down, be quiete and he will kick your butt in a moment"

 

he did this for about a half hour. being interuped and having to start again.

 

eventually the otherside got tired of waiting and left.

 

Are you composing story or novel? :-?

Darkness grants me pair of dark black eye,

Yet I determine to look for Brightness

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I think it was the better option. Rather than someone getting injured, the meditator kept control. Isn't that part of most MA's? "Never fight unless you have to," or something like that.

The best a man can hope for

is, over the course of his lifetime,

to change for the better.

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Clever, but lucky the other guy just didn't take a run at him I think.

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The best victory is when the opponent surrenders

of its own accord before there are any actual

hostilities...It is best to win without fighting.

- Sun-tzu

Posted

That is amazing.

 

That is by far the best result of a street fight in a long time. Great job!

 

Not to be recommended if you don't have your friends with you though...

The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence,

but in the mastery of his passions.

Alfred, Lord Tennyson

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That takes some confidence, stupidity, or a little bit of alcohol. Perhaps a little of each? Good way to end it, but he's lucky he didn't get smashed with his eyes closed.

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HaHa is this a real story or just a joke story?

 

i think that to do this, this way you'd have not been drinking and just stand the in cold, (cause if drinking you'd not have been wasting fighting time) or be drinking and going into sumo mode preparing if he attacks till he stops phased by you not getting hurt, eighter way it'd be that the other guy gives up. lol

 

yes that's my thoughts :idea:

KBear

"lick your wounds, anxious for the next ones"

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