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Ah, well you need one to change the light bulb and one to post that the bulb has been changed; 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs, and obviously, how the bulb could of been changed differently; 27 to point out spelling and grammar errors in the posts to the posts concering light bulbs; 53 to flame the spell checkers; 41 to correct the spelling and grammar of the flamers. 6 to argue over whether its "light bulb" or "lightbulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anti anal-retentive; 2 industry pros to inform that the proper term is "lamp". 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry and that "light bulb" is correct; 109 posts to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum; 111 to depend the posting to this forum saying we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum; and one forum lurker to reply to it all about six months later...

 

I ganked that from another forum, thought ya'll might like it :D

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

:up: great! Thanks for sharing!

 

It reminds me of one of my favourite MA jokes:

 

Q:How many karateka (or other style of your choice!) does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

A:1,000,000 - One to change the bulb and the rest to stand around saying "Well, we don't do it like that in MY dojo!"

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Ah hahahaha both of those are hilarious... hahahaha

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity."


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These are great! :D

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"Circumstances make me who I am."

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:lol: very nice... :)

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- T. S. Eliot

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Very funny! :lol:

 

So funny that it's going to the Humor/Jokes forum ;)

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I like to train in the darrk, that solves that problem. :lol:

The cool summer breeze passes me by.

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:lol: Those are both great...thanks for the laugh.

"To win a fight without fighting, that is the true goal of a martial artist."

-Grandmaster Nick Cerio

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Funny sight in the dojo yesterday... Four people trying to take down one heavy bag =:-)

 

So, I have to ask... How many people does it take to lower the bag?

 

2 people too short to reach the clip, 1 person to remove the clip, 1 to hold the rope and to untangle the other's handwraps

The best a man can hope for

is, over the course of his lifetime,

to change for the better.

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