The_One Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Ah, well you need one to change the light bulb and one to post that the bulb has been changed; 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs, and obviously, how the bulb could of been changed differently; 27 to point out spelling and grammar errors in the posts to the posts concering light bulbs; 53 to flame the spell checkers; 41 to correct the spelling and grammar of the flamers. 6 to argue over whether its "light bulb" or "lightbulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anti anal-retentive; 2 industry pros to inform that the proper term is "lamp". 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry and that "light bulb" is correct; 109 posts to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum; 111 to depend the posting to this forum saying we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum; and one forum lurker to reply to it all about six months later... I ganked that from another forum, thought ya'll might like it It is better to burn out than to fade out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aefibird Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 great! Thanks for sharing! It reminds me of one of my favourite MA jokes: Q:How many karateka (or other style of your choice!) does it take to change a lightbulb? A:1,000,000 - One to change the bulb and the rest to stand around saying "Well, we don't do it like that in MY dojo!" "Was it really worth it? Only time and death may ever tell..." The Beautiful South - The Rose of My CologneSheffield Steelers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotokanKid Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Ah hahahaha both of those are hilarious... hahahaha "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
June1 Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 These are great! Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertigo Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 very nice... "Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." - T. S. Eliot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Very funny! So funny that it's going to the Humor/Jokes forum 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taku-Shimazu Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 I like to train in the darrk, that solves that problem. The cool summer breeze passes me by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username9 Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 U make me laugh Taku - a real Ninja ain't you (I'm not trying to be insulting by the way!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kempohands Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Those are both great...thanks for the laugh. "To win a fight without fighting, that is the true goal of a martial artist." -Grandmaster Nick Cerio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindsedgeblade Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Funny sight in the dojo yesterday... Four people trying to take down one heavy bag = So, I have to ask... How many people does it take to lower the bag? 2 people too short to reach the clip, 1 person to remove the clip, 1 to hold the rope and to untangle the other's handwraps The best a man can hope foris, over the course of his lifetime,to change for the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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