username9 Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A Wonkey Donkey! What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye? A Winkey Wonkey Donkey!! What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye who plays the guitar?? A Winky Wonkey Honky Tonkey Donkey!!! What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye who plays the guitar and who can also play the piano?? A Winky Wonkey Honky Tonkey Plinky Plonkey Donkey!!! What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye who plays guitar and who can also play the piano who joined a religious sect??? A Winky Wonkey Honky Tonkey Plinky Plonkey Monk-ey Donkey!!! (Ok - I'm getting desperate now!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShotokanKid Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Those are actually pretty funny "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
June1 Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 He he. Not bad. Creative! Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Heh...I got one What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye who plays guitar and who can also play the piano who joined a religious sect based around Isaac Hayes??? A Winky Wonkey Honky Tonkey Plinky Plonkey Funky Monk-ey Donkey!!! 1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username9 Posted March 15, 2005 Author Share Posted March 15, 2005 OK - I remembered one I forgot! What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye who plays guitar and who can also play the piano who joined a religious sect based around Isaac Hayes who hasn't had a bath for ages!??? A STINKY Winky Wonkey Honky Tonkey Plinky Plonkey Funky Monk-ey Donkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CompactDinnerFork Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 How About This?What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye who plays guitar and who can also play the piano who joined a religious sect based around Isaac Hayes who hasn't had a bath for ages that does drugs and wears glasses!?!?!?A STINKY Winky Wonkey Honky Tonkey Plinky Plonkey Druggie Funky Dorky Monk-ey Donkey Dear God,Please Have Mercy On My ApponentsBecause I Wont. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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