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What do you call a donkey with three legs??

 

 

 

A Wonkey Donkey!

 

 

 

What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye?

 

 

 

A Winkey Wonkey Donkey!!

 

 

 

What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye who plays the guitar??

 

 

 

A Winky Wonkey Honky Tonkey Donkey!!!

 

 

 

What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye who plays the guitar and who can also play the piano??

 

 

 

A Winky Wonkey Honky Tonkey Plinky Plonkey Donkey!!!

 

 

 

What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye who plays guitar and who can also play the piano who joined a religious sect???

 

 

 

A Winky Wonkey Honky Tonkey Plinky Plonkey Monk-ey Donkey!!!

 

(Ok - I'm getting desperate now!)

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Posted

Those are actually pretty funny

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity."


"We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."

Posted

He he. Not bad. Creative! :)

Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!


"Know Thyself"


"Circumstances make me who I am."

Posted

Heh...I got one ;)

 

What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye who plays guitar and who can also play the piano who joined a religious sect based around Isaac Hayes???

 

A Winky Wonkey Honky Tonkey Plinky Plonkey Funky Monk-ey Donkey!!!

1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003


No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.

Posted

OK - I remembered one I forgot!

 

What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye who plays guitar and who can also play the piano who joined a religious sect based around Isaac Hayes who hasn't had a bath for ages!???

 

A STINKY Winky Wonkey Honky Tonkey Plinky Plonkey Funky Monk-ey Donkey

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Posted

How About This?

What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye who plays guitar and who can also play the piano who joined a religious sect based around Isaac Hayes who hasn't had a bath for ages that does drugs and wears glasses!?!?!?

A STINKY Winky Wonkey Honky Tonkey Plinky Plonkey Druggie Funky Dorky Monk-ey Donkey

Dear God,

Please Have Mercy On My Apponents

Because I Wont.

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