ShotokanKid Posted March 9, 2005 Posted March 9, 2005 (edited) I'm having a contest and after 7 days I will declare a winner. Everyone post your (appropriate) jokes! It can be about whatever you want Edited March 16, 2005 by ShotokanKid "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."
ShotokanKid Posted March 10, 2005 Author Posted March 10, 2005 Nobody has any good jokes? "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."
June1 Posted March 11, 2005 Posted March 11, 2005 I have one that I heard today, but it might be inappropriate. If you'd like to hear it, pm me. Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am."
GhostlySykanRyu Posted March 13, 2005 Posted March 13, 2005 A man is at the bar, really drunk. Some guys decide to be good samaritans and get him home. So they pick him up off the floor, and drag him out the door. On the way to the car, he falls down three times. When they get to his house, they help him out of the car and, he falls down four more times. They ring the bell, and one says, "Here's your husband!" The man's wife asks, "Where the hell is his wheelchair?" To condemn the art of another is to condemn your own as well. We all have the same origin.
ShotokanKid Posted March 13, 2005 Author Posted March 13, 2005 2 more days... and I think JeetKuneDo is going to win it. "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."
username9 Posted March 14, 2005 Posted March 14, 2005 What's brown and sticky?? A stick! (Oh dear - sorry!) What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea! (So bad!!) Check out my Donkey joke in this forum for my best joke!
ShotokanKid Posted March 15, 2005 Author Posted March 15, 2005 Hurry up and post people... 1 more day for me to pick the winner "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."
The_One Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 Can pranks be classified as a joke? If so....I duct taped a long strip of bubble wrap to my friends car tires. He walked out of the house and got inside the car. He stated up the car and started to drive out the driveway. When the bubble wrap poped he shouted, "Holy Crap!! Someone is shooting at us!" He then ducked down in his car. Im sitting there laughing and he is yelling at me, "What the hell are you laughing about!! Someone is shotting at us!" When I finally stoped laughing, I told him what happened and we both had a good laugh. If not.....A man was walking down the sidewalk and he heard some kids shouting out, "13, 13!." He saw a hole in the fence to see what was going on. The kids then jab him in the eye with a stick and shout,"14, 14!" It is better to burn out than to fade out!
ShotokanKid Posted March 15, 2005 Author Posted March 15, 2005 Ok, The_One definitely has it so far... I was eating an orange and I laughed so hard I sprayed orange pulp all over the place. One more day to post!!!!!!!!!! "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."
username9 Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 The 13,13 /14,14 joke is great - I have heard it before but I forget it quite often - But I do LOVE that joke. How do you make a Cat go "Woof"?? Pour Petrol on it and light it!
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