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  • 7 months later...
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Sorry to resurrect an old thread, but I have some that fit me to a T

You know you're obsessed with martial arts when you take a pole vaulting pole out of the shed and practise forms with it.

You breakfall every time you land in the pole vault pit.

During roller hockey practise, you take your stick and start practising basic strikes as if it were a bo.

You use your sparring bag as a duffel bag because it's the only bag you own that meets carryon luggage regulations for a trip.

You practise forms in the jungle when you're not doing anything just because you got bored.

The injuries you get in MA training keep you out of your other sports, and vice versa

I'm guilty of about 85% of the things posted... should I be worried???

Shaolin Kempo, 1st Dan (earned 3 July 2018 in China)

ITF Tae Kwon Do, 2nd Dan (earned 6 June 2009 in San Diego, CA)


Almost 20 years of martial arts training in total

  • 1 month later...
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I do most of those... I have to try so hard not to bow to my teachers when I leave a classroom.

My favorite is when I slip and fall, I immediately slap down and get into basic defense position.

  • 2 weeks later...
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You might be obsessed with martial arts if you get settled into a new apartment and the wall looks like this.

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I got that one double-bladed knife that's just above the cross. That's kind of like two kamas stuck together :lol:

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