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...you close doors with roundhouse or fronk kicks.

sooooooooo me!

"ok, well i must warn you, im an orange belt on karateforums!"

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You take a creative writing class and all the characters know martial arts and you give lenghty and descriptive fight scenes, you laugh at the Power Rangers then tell your lilttle bro how to do a kick properly.

I have ninja monkies in my brain and they are using it as a trampaline.

  • 3 weeks later...
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XD great

You know I tried to teach some friends of mine...it didn't turn out so well >.<

Strike first. 'Til then i will not fight you.


Everytime someone calls JKD a style, Bruce turns over.


Why do I love Bruce Lee? Not because he was an awesome martial artist- but because his train of thought overlapped with mine even before I knew about him.

Thank you karate forums, for introducing me to Bruce Lee

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-When you shake anyone's hand you always put your left hand on the elbow of the one shaking, above it or below it

-you have called your boss sah bum nim

-you love the classes when you do kicks with weighted vests or ankle weights

-you tie everything in a square not

-you use gardening tools as weapons

-you learn as many asian languages as humanly possible

-you view any new students as fresh meat

K.Chuilli

2nd Dan, Instructor

Kyo Sah Nim

Moo Duk Kwan Tang Soo Do

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You think it's hillarious to tell fighters in a movie or TV (or real life, for that matter) to sweep the leg.

You pronounce the initial 'r' as 'h' in all names, whether they are Brazilian Portuguese names or not. "Look kids, there's Honald McDonald!" :lol:

Battling biomechanical dyslexia since 2007

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hmmm i have replied "hai" to the teacher in french class

i am occasionally guilty of giving a slight bow when I thank or apologize to someone. It's become a bit of a habit. darn it >.<

haha. guilty here :lol:

God has not given us a spirit of fear, but a spirit of love, a spirit of power, and of self-discipline.

2 Timothy 1:7

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hahah i constantly size up ANYONE who walks by me

His Body Says Stop But his Spirit Cries Never

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