KarateChick06 Posted March 10, 2005 Posted March 10, 2005 ....You make sure you can kick and punch in every outfit you own. ....You practice katas while riding your bike with no hands. ....You get bored while driving and go over your latest kata (crash!! lol). ....You go to the dojo every day. .....You read "You know you're obsessed with martial arts..." jokes, and you do all the obsessive behaviors. DORKS HAVE MORE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Savvy?
June1 Posted March 11, 2005 Posted March 11, 2005 *cough* Don't look at me! You know you're obsessed when you consistently have karate-related dreams. Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am."
KarateChick06 Posted March 11, 2005 Posted March 11, 2005 *cough* Don't look at me! You know you're obsessed when you consistently have karate-related dreams. Oh yeah. All the time. Sometimes I can't even remember if something happened in my dream or IRL -- LOL! One of my worst nightmares, though, was of my dojo being turned into a synchronized swimming school -- LOL. DORKS HAVE MORE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Savvy?
vertigo Posted March 11, 2005 Posted March 11, 2005 One of my worst nightmares, though, was of my dojo being turned into a synchronized swimming school -- LOL. :lol:! that sounds like an interesting dream "Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." - T. S. Eliot
KarateChick06 Posted March 11, 2005 Posted March 11, 2005 One of my worst nightmares, though, was of my dojo being turned into a synchronized swimming school -- LOL. :lol:! that sounds like an interesting dream lol, yeah it was. I always have weird dreams.... DORKS HAVE MORE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Savvy?
username9 Posted March 13, 2005 Posted March 13, 2005 when....you watch ANYTHING on TV that may have a fight scene in! when.... you slap your mate in the nuts "because you were faster than him" and "because you can" (ok - so I was drunk at the time!) when....you bore the sh*t out of everyone you meet by telling them about your new Gi! I am so guilty of a few of the ones on here already: Practising wrist locks in lewctures at Univeristy! Putting mates in wrist locks when u should just be shaking hands/ high 5. Kicking doors open and shut making sure I can punch and kick in every outfit I own! Couple more too but they're on the other page and can;t remember them! lol
Kara Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 every time i'm in an elevator alone i practice kata. i also kick doors/drawers shut, and press the elevator botten with my front and round house kicks (very gently) lol i use the elevator like 6-10 times through out the day. KBear"lick your wounds, anxious for the next ones"
ShotokanKid Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 ....You go to the dojo every day. That would be me... train on 3 and teach on 2... sometimes go on Saturdays, sometimes do tournaments on Sundays "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."
June1 Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 every time i'm in an elevator alone i practice kata. I am so guilty of this. Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am."
KarateChick06 Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 every time i'm in an elevator alone i practice kata. i also kick doors/drawers shut, and press the elevator botten with my front and round house kicks (very gently) lol i use the elevator like 6-10 times through out the day. Ahahahahahaha!!!! I really laughed hard on that one! LOL! I dare you to do it sometime while there's somebody in there with ya! DORKS HAVE MORE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Savvy?
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