You know when your obbsessed with martial arts when....

[Hitman]

It works best with the big DC-10 sticks, but now i'm getting into "you know you are an obsessive DRUMMER when..."

Wish I had thought of it back in High School, cause our drumline was the bomb and we would have done something with nunchaku sticks during a drum break or 3...

ANYway...you know you are an obsessive martial artist when you start thinking of ways to turn EVERYTHING into weapons...

[karatekid1975]

Hehehehehe. I agree.

Yea, the drumline could have done something like martial arts skit or something LOL

[Tetsuyuki]

You know your obsessed with MA when..

... You set the alarm on your watch to "Dojo Time"

... You play drums with nunchakku (Done by me before )

... You wear your gi to school on all non-uniform days

... You start speaking in Japanese to your English teacher

(Sorry if you;ve seen these here before.. I couldn't be bothered to read them all )

[Co_Co]

when you boss says did u have a nice holiday and you reply wit HAI

i Have replyed mainy a time

[dragons_wrath99]

You know you are obsessed with martial arts when you see a rainbow and wonder why the colors don't go in the same order as your belt ranking system.

[Grimslade]

When you get to the dojo so earlier than the instructor every day that he gives you a key to the dojo and says "Come train whenever you like, even if Im not here".

[L0G1C]

You're too obsessed with MA when your ideal date is going to dojo.

I'd agree with the one about critiquing the MA movies, but i watch a lot of bruce lee, Jackie Chan's old Chinese movies, Shaw Bros. and Tony Jaa movies, so sadly, there's not much to critique, only stuff to be in awe about. "How does Tony Jaa have those hops?" "I never knew Jackie Chan could use a sword." "Why is Bruce Lee such a savage?"

[L0G1C]

When the poor soul behind you gets a spinning reverse roundhouse to his skull when all he wanted was the directions to some place.

That kick brings a tear to my eye when I see it or do it.

[Whitefeather]

When you are in your spanish class and the teacher finishes a section by saying "Esta bien?" and you reply "Hi".

David

[Sohan]

You name your child Matsumura or Itosu, and you're not even Asian.

You go out dancing and end up doing kata on the dance floor.

You use sais to toss your dinner salads.

You make karateforums.com your home page on your browser.

You make your children refer to you as "Sensei".

You're no longer welcome at Habitat for Humanity because you can't resist breaking all the wood.

Sensei asks YOU for clarification on a technique.

You legally change your name to Chuck Norris.

When there's a riot, the police call YOU for extra weapons and protective gear.

Respectfully,

Sohan