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When you're in a play, and your character is supposed to swoon gracefully...you tuck your head and slap the stage. The rest of the drama kids nearly died laughing. I just lay there going, at least I didn't kiai.

Rule Number One: Your fellow classmates are people, not marks.

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You know you're obsessed when...

you run around speaking like characters in a Japanese movie whose voices are being dubbed over.

Silly, I know, but... :P

Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!


"Know Thyself"


"Circumstances make me who I am."

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-You spend time thinking of how to use a computer as a weapon...just incase.

OOOhhhhh... Man.. My lampshade style iMac would be an awesome flail!

Hmm.. does insurance cover that?

I can't believe i didn't think of that! That's awesome!

I've definately practiced swinging a mouse around... just never the whole computer..

PhnxShnx

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I can't believe i haven't seen this one...

When you wake up and find bruises and can't remember how you got them.

When you wake up late for class, drive like crazy to get there only to have no one else show up because it's Sunday...

Doing balance drills while getting dressed and undressed. I never sit down anymore when taking off shoes and socks...

EVERYTHING in the house gets opened/closed or turned off/on with kicks strikes...leaving black marks on your walls above the lightswitch from tenis shoes will tick off your wife...

Also, I actually drilled holes in my drum sticks and tied a small loop of cord through the holes. Now, I can put the end of the sticks through the loops on the other stick and make nunchaku...hard to get back apart though, so I started learning how to drum with them AS nunchaku...

shi wa hei to de aru

"All are equal in the grave"

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