You know when your obbsessed with martial arts when....

[USCMAAI]

When your children call you sensei even outside of class!

[USCMAAI]

When you would rather watch Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon than go out on a date with a hot chick!

[ARADOX]

When you start to fall asleep in a lecture and you run through a kata in your head and actually kiai in the appropriate places, very embarrasing. very, very emabarrasing.

When you know that most guys get annoyed when thier girlfriend spends about three hours clothes shopping but everyone is wonderfully surprised when you spend about five hours searching a city for a military surplus shop or a MA store, then spend another four hours trying out every weapon they have in there.

When you attempt to teach a move to a friend then subconciously "take control" of the situation and finish the move one too many dislocated shoulders doesn't go down too well at Cristmas

When you walk around checking people (visually only) for concealed weapons.

[bushido_man96]

When you would rather watch Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon than go out on a date with a hot chick!

Wait, you mean hot chicks don't like Enter the Dragon!?!?

[dragonwarrior_keltyr]

when you go out dancing and you hip throw your partner instead of dipping her.

Boy, she probably won't go dancing with you again!

I don't know.. I would find it fun and ask him to try it again and see if I could resist

..when your boyfriend goes to hold your hand and you put him into a wrist lock (poor guy)

[KarateEd]

When you would rather watch Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon than go out on a date with a hot chick!

Wait, you mean hot chicks don't like Enter the Dragon!?!?

[ARADOX]

When you would rather watch Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon than go out on a date with a hot chick!

Then I've been making some mistakes, oh dear.

[JKASHCROFT]

[Existence_is _suffering]

You know your obsessed with martial arts when- You practice kata while on the phone.

You commentate martial art movies with various criticisms of technique, no matter if you're watching it alone or with a group of people.

Everytime you give an example of something it relates to martial arts in some way.

You wake up in the morning holding up your arms in a guard.

You scream "FOR THE NINJA!' in your sleep. (Don't ask about that one, let's just say my girlfriend was a little surprised...)

[Clash]

You spend more time at school writing off and memorizing your Dojo Kun than your geometry work.