You know when your obbsessed with martial arts when....

[boyo1991]

...you close doors with roundhouse or fronk kicks.

sooooooooo me!

[NY_Karatedork]

You take a creative writing class and all the characters know martial arts and you give lenghty and descriptive fight scenes, you laugh at the Power Rangers then tell your lilttle bro how to do a kick properly.

[Athena]

XD great

You know I tried to teach some friends of mine...it didn't turn out so well >.<

[Chuilli, Kyo Sah Nim]

-When you shake anyone's hand you always put your left hand on the elbow of the one shaking, above it or below it

-you have called your boss sah bum nim

-you love the classes when you do kicks with weighted vests or ankle weights

-you tie everything in a square not

-you use gardening tools as weapons

-you learn as many asian languages as humanly possible

-you view any new students as fresh meat

[dragonwarrior_keltyr]

haha, new students are fresh meat!

[gzk]

You think it's hillarious to tell fighters in a movie or TV (or real life, for that matter) to sweep the leg.

You pronounce the initial 'r' as 'h' in all names, whether they are Brazilian Portuguese names or not. "Look kids, there's Honald McDonald!"

[greenbelt_girl15]

hmmm i have replied "hai" to the teacher in french class

i am occasionally guilty of giving a slight bow when I thank or apologize to someone. It's become a bit of a habit. darn it >.<

haha. guilty here

[ninja_09]

hahah i constantly size up ANYONE who walks by me

[Hwa Rang Warrior]

when you go out dancing and you hip throw your partner instead of dipping her.

[bushido_man96]

when you go out dancing and you hip throw your partner instead of dipping her.

Boy, she probably won't go dancing with you again!