You know when your obbsessed with martial arts when....

[ArisuTanaka]

ahh... when you run into martial arts buddy's and it turns into a sparring match, everytime!

Arisu

[gzk]

When you are at the dojo before th instructer is.

Hey, I do that fairly regularly. He's a busy guy and it's only a 10-15 minute walk from where I work

[gzk]

When you elbow the nearest flat, upright surface when no-one's looking

When you shake hands with someone and calculate their reach at the same time.

[bushido_man96]

When you elbow the nearest flat, upright surface when no-one's looking.

Heck, I do this while people are looking!!

[Yukimi Ajikuro]

Whenever someone tells you to do something you respond with, "yes, sensei!"

oh lord I've gotten sooo close.

[tekki]

All of these have applied to me

-You take a non-MA exercise class at the local health club (aerobics, yoga, etc.) and you catch yourself saying "Oss!" whenever the instructor says anything remotely motivational to the class.

-You go to you nephew's basketball game and you catch yourself bowing as you enter the school gym. You then feel somehow guilty because you walked across the hardwood on the way to your seat with your shoes on.

-You reply "hai" to your instructor in a foreign language class that is not Japanese.

[tke010]

when you quote the original TMNT movie: "Ninja kick the dam rabbit!!!" everytime you are playing a video fightgame, watching a fight movie, or routing for your fav UFC fighter

[Charlie_Shodan]

...you start to bow as you enter any room, anywhere.

I've done that many times!

[dragonwarrior_keltyr]

When you nearly elbow your bf in the solar plexus and knock him senseless when he puts his arms around you. or your automatically assume he's an attack.

[Athena]

hmmm i have replied "hai" to the teacher in french class

I have elbowed a flat upright surface

i do make sure i can punch and kick in all outfits (even dresses and skirts >.>;

i can see the flaws in cheesy fight scenes and say to myself "heck even i can do better then that" or "i wonder how many times i could have hit him by now.."

i have a pair of practice pants for just at home, unfortunatly, i found out i loong since outgrew them and they tore >.>

i often imagine myself as an anime character...

i have dodged cars while walking back and forth across the street, walking my bike...

i am occasionally guilty of giving a slight bow when I thank or apologize to someone. It's become a bit of a habit. darn it >.<

I often size up new people as opponents..i love to fight >.< i admit it! me and my friends actually sort of beat up on each other alot. I know this kid below my grade and we practice every chance we get. Wich isn't alot i must say >.>;;

i use wax on, wax off >.<

this one time a branch got broken off of a tree near my house and i used to swing it around. Mnan that heavy thing got light fast O__o

When you start worshipping japanese people..or anyone who looks remotely oriental..

you are obsessed with MA when you watch any fight scene,practice vids, tournaments and count how many times you could have hit the people... (sooo guilty >.<)

looking up on how to create a martial arts school. (as i am typing this actually, don't worry. I won't until i get my own style down packed and got a name and...*rants*)