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When you walk on fences, rails or walls rather than on the street

When you breakfall into your bed at night

When you kick at branches that are at head level whenever you see them

When you analyze a fighting game looking for a new combination to try when you're sparring.

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- When you wipe your shoe marks off the elevator walls

- When you force yourself to endure an hour of stance training on the train.

- When you prick splinters off the forearms after you did blocking drills off a tree.

- When your mother complains you keep on getting a new hole on the underside of ur pants.

- When you think of your own moves

- When you block a fast slamming door

- When you stand, your feet are parallel

- When you are proud of your calloused knuckles

- When you want a girlfirend that does MA, but not better than you :wink:

- When half of the stuff you bought are MA training videos/ebooks

- When you try to beat the other's guys list of obsessions :karate:

Most people’s compassion and kindness are bounded by threats of their interest.

People respond to irritancies will dire actions and speech, which is magnified by grudge, competitiveness and fear.

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-When you have enought weapons in your room to take your door down. :P

"Treat no one lightly; think nothing is useless, for everyone has one's moment, and everything has its place"


"We are all different thus we are all the same"


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When you stand AND walk with your feet parallel, and notice how other people have bad "stances" with their feet pointing out...

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein

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When you stand AND walk with your feet parallel, and notice how other people have bad "stances" with their feet pointing out...

lol, arn't you suppose to step drag :wink:

Most people’s compassion and kindness are bounded by threats of their interest.

People respond to irritancies will dire actions and speech, which is magnified by grudge, competitiveness and fear.

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When every single fight in a non MA tv show/film looks completely amateur, and you continue to explain this throughout the whole scene to others watching!

When you cycle 2 miles to the beach at 10pm in heavy pouring rain and thunder to practice kata on the flat sand at low tide.

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Whoa, that's pretty hardcore.

When, while walking home alone at night, you try to maintain a state of total awareness, which increases when passing by alleyways.

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"Know Thyself"


"Circumstances make me who I am."

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