mindsedgeblade Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 When you can identify all the wrong ways actors throw kicks in cheesy MA flicks...and know you can do it better. When you go to the dojo, and no one else shows up. and this is me to a "T"- You know you're obsessed with martial arts when you get up in the morning sore, and the thought of going back to the dojo is all that keeps you going. Yeah- I've been to the dojo on off nights, and nobody else came. Practice kata walking to class- that's me. Do kata in my head to avoid sleeping in other classes- do that all the time, especially with brand new kata. Lol- My entire wardrobe allows me to throw any technique I know. I've also gone to the dojo after an exam in cargo pants and a tank top- somebody said I looked like a Street Fighter character. The best a man can hope foris, over the course of his lifetime,to change for the better.
username9 Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 For more fun things to do in a an elevator try this: http://www.fishtank.org.uk/humour/humour.php3?articleid=46
Kara Posted March 16, 2005 Posted March 16, 2005 HAHAHAHA that is hillarious Jax_Evolution!! Thanks!! you guys should not miss out on those if you're a regular in an elevator HeHe. KBear"lick your wounds, anxious for the next ones"
KarateChick06 Posted March 16, 2005 Posted March 16, 2005 omg those are funny!!! Meow! Meow! DORKS HAVE MORE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Savvy?
ShotokanKid Posted March 16, 2005 Posted March 16, 2005 Yes I agree with Kara, those are hilarious "What we do in life, echoes in eternity.""We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."
Kara Posted March 16, 2005 Posted March 16, 2005 I absolutly bursted with the "meow" one, cause guys at my work do it almost every day!! hehe KBear"lick your wounds, anxious for the next ones"
username9 Posted March 16, 2005 Posted March 16, 2005 That sight is just hilarious. That is the only way to describe it - if you are english or any other nationality who knows who "Gazza" is then it is well worth looking at that one!
June1 Posted March 17, 2005 Posted March 17, 2005 I've done some of those elevator things with my friend after seeing them on other sites. They rock. The first time I ever read them, I laughed so hard I cried! *sigh* Those poor people who were in there with us... Kool Kiais: ICE! DIE! KITES! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH! KIAI!"Know Thyself""Circumstances make me who I am."
username9 Posted March 17, 2005 Posted March 17, 2005 Have you checked out the ways to order Pizzas? My fave is to ring up, give your address first and then say "Suprise me"
taiji fajin Posted March 17, 2005 Posted March 17, 2005 Yeah, its sad, but I do most of the things people on here have mentioned. Opening doors with kicks is handy sometimes when I don't trust the cleanliness of the door handle. Hmmm, some others . . . . bow slightly to anyone when you greet them stem when you shake hands, high five, etc use your pool que to practice staff spins / forms (this gets you some odd looks in bars) always see how well you can keep your balance when your intoxicated buddies shove your intoxicated self practice weight shifting and balance on the bus by not holding onto anything (fun during sharp turns! poster is not responsible for any injuries received while doing what he said was fun) Fetch Daddy's blue fright wig! I must be handsome when I unleash my rage.
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