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Ok, I wasn't exactly sure wich forum to put this in, so bear with me.

 

The point of this is to start a sentance off with the title, and finish it with something related to martial arts.

 

I'll start off.

 

You know when your obbsessed with martial arts when your friend tries to give you a high-five and you put him in an arm lock, by accident.

There will always be the Jackie Chans and Jet Li's who will come along and dazzle us with their screen antics. But Bruce Lee was a seeker of knowledge, a true master of the fighting arts and philosophy.
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When you get custom martial arts decals for your vehicle.

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.

- Tao Te Ching


"Move as swift as a wind, stay as silent as forest, attack as fierce as fire, undefeatable defense like a mountain."

- Sun Tzu, the Art of War

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You spend most of your free time on karateforums.com :lol: :up:

"Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go."

- T. S. Eliot

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hey, there's nothing wrong with that. I have to take a homework break somehow.

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.

- Tao Te Ching


"Move as swift as a wind, stay as silent as forest, attack as fierce as fire, undefeatable defense like a mountain."

- Sun Tzu, the Art of War

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You spend most of your free time on karateforums.com :lol: :up:

 

That's definitely me!!!!

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity."


"We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."

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I'll move this to the Humor/Jokes Forum. :)

1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003


No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.

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...when you find yourself going through kata or techniques at school/work, like I often do during university classes, while seated.

 

I'm guilty of both being at the gym before my instructor and inadvertently assaulting a friend in a high-five, except I applied an armbar. ;)

Lure with bait; Strike with chaos.

~ I: Making of Plans, "Art of War", Sun Tzu.

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You are told to sweep the porch and end in doing a bo kata.

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity."


"We must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."

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...you start to bow as you enter any room, anywhere.

 

...you close doors with roundhouse or fronk kicks.

 

...you also bow when you shake anyone's hand.

when you create the world's largest trailer park, you're going to have tornadoes

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